You are a man sitting in jail, convicted of rape and murder

For all intents and purposes, you are in fact a rapist and a murderer... as far as the law and general public is concerned (I don't know the exact details, I ain't researching this man)

And then, by some stroke of luck, not only are you miraculously getting released from jail. But when you do, you are going to marry NICKI MINAJ

One of the most successful rappers of the decade with a net worth in the tens of millions

You think a man like that gaf what people on the internet think about him?

You telling me my reward for being a RAPIST AND A MURDERER is marrying one of the finest millionaires ever and never having to work another day of my life?

I don't even have to be the one to buy the engagement ring?

YOU GOD DAMN RIGHT I'M A LET MY WIFE RECORD ME LOOKING GOOFY ON INSTAGRAM!!

Cause what's really my alternative, being a broke rapist that will never be able to get hired anywhere because of my criminal record?

imagine you're Tuxedo Mask

Imagine p**** on your sideburns.

Lol why'd you edit it?

idk im a little high right now

Alright bro, hope you're being safe with that stuff. Practice moderation and whatnot.

These b****es calling me MANNING, ELI

and you get to smash sailor moon

@TuxedoMask

Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus or Sailor Jupiter... pick one now

Used to like Mars, Jupiter kinda bad too though.

a man of exquisite taste I see...

I was more of a jupiter guy, but mars was a close second

I'm telling you, it was the red pumps and long hair

need a girl to dress as Sailor Jupiter for my excitement

Wait so you’re celebrating a murderer/rapist but lecturing someone for getting high?

Sounds about right

I bet Kenneth Petty got Nicki to dress up for him before

you better hope Blue Bandana doesnt see you around... he told me its on sight

Op little too excited

Oh he made her dress up all right

She out here with a straightjacket and a strap-on bringing back memories for Mr. Petty

I am NOT celebrating a murderer/rapist, try rereading the OP in a sarcastic, dry and condescending tone.

instagram.com/p/B86QenLHa1S/?igshid=iim4jgk2ytoi

Still a rapist

That he is...

op is kenneth petty

Mans living the dream