yes

Lmfao wtf what did I do to you?

Hatin’ ass

if the masseuse is trash, the massage place is just a front

It’s just a bro job 😩😩 head ass

Naw that’s foul lmaooo

I know the average folk wouldn’t know who he is but damn

this is one of the most entitled things I've ever read lmao pays 50 dollars and expects a happy ending

OP is really mad he didn’t get a handjob from an old Asian lady. Somethin wrong with y’all.

Nah I wasn’t even expecting that, I was gonna pay the chick if it was a hot Asian lady but I just had this older lady massage me and it was honestly pretty trash, relieved no pain at all. That’s what I’m complaining about fr not the old lady not giving me a happy ending. I wasn’t going for that once I realized she was the masseuse. y’all got me f***ed up

^

“You Relax Now!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 bro stop taking Ls

Thought this was a @Dr_Hunty or @Creasy thread

Lmaooo op you one my fav posters, always funny as s***

op got finessed

OP’s a degenerate

Talks s*** about how woman can’t have high body counts and s***, yet goes looking for a happy ending from some old Asian lady.

You’re sick. Get help

I wanted a massage and didn’t realize it was gonna be the lady, f***er

she referred to the masseuse in 3rd person like it wasn’t her.

Women can have high body counts, I’m
Just not committing to the them. They don’t have to commit to me if they don’t like my body count. I don’t give a f*** about your point “oh but that’s not fair to women you’re a hypocrite” . I’m not committing to anybody for that matter, I want to be alone outside of casual hook ups. Relationships are f***ing draining and I’d rather not be that involved beyond physicality at this point. I’m over all the extra s***.

If a chick had a lot of partners in the past but still did everything to show me she values me as a partner and respects and cherishes our relationship, then I wouldn’t even care tbh

But a lot of the women who are sexually promiscuous such as myself will see you as just another d*** to ride and find someone else once they feel the need to replace you or they get bored, from my experience. I don’t want to go through that experience over and over so I avoid getting emotionally involved with promiscuous women.

Idgaf about your performative moral fairness narrative bullshit, because that’s exactly what it is

A happy ending

Reached the end of a typical massage and was like is someone gonna jerk me off or what

thought this was gonna be a super soaker thread but still not surprised it’s OP

op my new favorite poster ngl

lol finessed when you could just foam roll

thank god you said no h****

Shoulda saved up for the prostitute you really wanted

I could never be comfortable enough having someone massage my hairy ass let alone whip my tally whacker out and expect me to finish in 30 minutes. Y'all are nuts.