You got this. ❤️

Can I gamble on this?

With your literal life

if I don't get two cups stuffed

I flinched at this lmaooo

Imagine being in a c***race and your boys dont even get out the gate for like 30 seconds. You'd question every decision you made that had your sperm so dumb

Black market only. You got a spare kidney?

Im holding tryouts fam. Send your sample in

Is this how fast you can come or how fast your sperm is?

Your sperm's speed. They go through tubes to reach the "egg" or finish line.

I already know my swimmers are some beasts

When your mans are on Michael Phelps timing

Then I have no business here

I won

I got better method to test this out but I'll save that for another time

I’m telling y’all he’s the new r kelly

How many men can say they're a sponsored cummer

Who’s the LeBron of this

I know their ancestors looking down on them proudly

Riley reid

ya'll got us here

I am black we tryna solve homelessness and hunger over on this side gang

Someone, somewhere is running parlays on this

Me giving my sperm a pep talk before the race