A girl I’m talking to knows all of my p*** habits and about every girl I f***ed last year

it’s insanely put any amount of energy into caring about a partner’s precious sexual relationships prior to you

My G

Skr8 hanging this complmnt on my hof wall

Why didn’t you think it would be a bad idea to ask? Better yet, why do you even care to know that bad?

Life sxn is one of the 7 wonders of the world

Some great quotes from this

"Her ex's physique and career, i felt some type of way"

"Proceeded to share my history about my ex-wife" plot twist number 1, buckle up boys

"Told her about random encounter with a Task Rabbit person"

"Eventually went down eacth other" going down on the task rabbit person is crazyyyy

"She insisted on condomless sex" Where does Task Rabbit find these people???

Did she even fix your computer?? lmaooooo