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  • May 24
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    ANTI

    The Phantom Menace is cool, its biggest drawback is how little it matters going forward.

    Attack of the Clones is good bordering on very good and makes excellent use of its three leads.

    Revenge of the Sith sucks.

    Trippin
    Revenge is the best out of the prequels

  • May 24
    ANTI

    The Phantom Menace is cool, its biggest drawback is how little it matters going forward.

    Attack of the Clones is good bordering on very good and makes excellent use of its three leads.

    Revenge of the Sith sucks.

    lol

  • ANTI

    The Phantom Menace is cool, its biggest drawback is how little it matters going forward.

    Attack of the Clones is good bordering on very good and makes excellent use of its three leads.

    Revenge of the Sith sucks.

    man, i'd switch it around.

    Phantom Menace cool.
    Attack of the Clones sucks.
    Revenge of the Sith bordering on very good.

  • May 24
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    PUFF SHENRON

    Trippin
    Revenge is the best out of the prequels

    It wastes every character that isn’t Anakin or Palpatine, Padme especially, who is turned into nothing more than a mere accessory. It tries its hardest to disconnect itself from the Original Trilogy in a way that, if done in a post-Lucas Disney movie, would cause riots in the streets. The third act is clunky and doesn’t inspire any of the adrenaline that it should, the second act is the worst single act in any Star Wars movie, AND the first act takes entirely too long to accomplish its goal, meaning much of what happens after has to be rushed through. It fails on virtually every front.

    It only has the reputation it has because it’s the one where everything finally happens, but it’s handled so poorly I don’t know how how more people aren’t upset about it.

  • May 24
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    Jonboi

    ya know, I should rewatch the prequels, feel like they've aged good
    always thought Attack of the Clones was the worst Star Wars movie but that certainly can't be the case, next to Disney soullessness

    My genuine opinion as a non Star Wars stan

    Episode 1 - alright. Kinda just waiting around for the pod race and Darth Maul fight scenes to happen

    Episode 2 - one of the most boring Star Wars movies to sit through and have to suffer through CW level romance storyline

    Episode 3 - actually good. Arguably 3rd best movie of the franchise behind Episodes 4 & 5

  • May 24

    Revenge of the sith is great

  • Mac Wit Da Cheese

    My genuine opinion as a non Star Wars stan

    Episode 1 - alright. Kinda just waiting around for the pod race and Darth Maul fight scenes to happen

    Episode 2 - one of the most boring Star Wars movies to sit through and have to suffer through CW level romance storyline

    Episode 3 - actually good. Arguably 3rd best movie of the franchise behind Episodes 4 & 5

    you nailed it sir
    also non Star Wars stan

  • May 24
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    Mark Moschino

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    The mark review in moments

  • The dragon pit scene CGI was so good. I can’t believe a Disney+ series show turned into a movie gave us this level of quality.

    Sometimes it’s okay to not have crazy plot line for movies, and this one absolutely knocked it out of the park.

  • May 24
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    HaroldsChicken

    The mark review in moments

    It was fine

  • HaroldsChicken

    The mark review in moments

    truth be told I haven’t seen any of the mandalorian before so I was lost story wise, but action was cool and I liked the little guys

  • May 24
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    Mac Wit Da Cheese

    My genuine opinion as a non Star Wars stan

    Episode 1 - alright. Kinda just waiting around for the pod race and Darth Maul fight scenes to happen

    Episode 2 - one of the most boring Star Wars movies to sit through and have to suffer through CW level romance storyline

    Episode 3 - actually good. Arguably 3rd best movie of the franchise behind Episodes 4 & 5

    return of the Jedi washes sith

  • ANTI
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    It wastes every character that isn’t Anakin or Palpatine, Padme especially, who is turned into nothing more than a mere accessory. It tries its hardest to disconnect itself from the Original Trilogy in a way that, if done in a post-Lucas Disney movie, would cause riots in the streets. The third act is clunky and doesn’t inspire any of the adrenaline that it should, the second act is the worst single act in any Star Wars movie, AND the first act takes entirely too long to accomplish its goal, meaning much of what happens after has to be rushed through. It fails on virtually every front.

    It only has the reputation it has because it’s the one where everything finally happens, but it’s handled so poorly I don’t know how how more people aren’t upset about it.

    disconnect is crazy cause if anything it tries way too hard to connect to the original trilogy.

    why the f*** are yoda and Chewbacca friends?

  • Mark Moschino

    return of the Jedi washes sith

  • May 24
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    Sarlaac Pit and Luke vs Vader scenes are great. Everything else in between just drags.

    Endor

  • May 24
    Mark Moschino

    return of the Jedi washes sith

    at least it’s debatable

    two great movies

  • This one scene saves RotJ tbh. Otherwise it's pretty low on the list.

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    risecrashing

    Sarlaac Pit and Luke vs Vader scenes are great. Everything else in between just drags.

    Endor

    Vader and Luke in rotj is some of the best in the series

  • Mark Moschino

    Vader and Luke in rotj is some of the best in the series

    In a bubble yeah those scenes are top tier but a lot of that movie is kinda bad. Like Phantom Menace. High highs and very very low lows.

  • May 25
    Mark Moschino

    It was fine

    What I guessed

  • May 25
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    Mark Moschino

    return of the Jedi washes sith

  • Having marathon'd all 9 movies about a year ago I'll say it's

    1. Revenge of the Sith
    2. A New Hope
    3. Empire Strikes Back
    4. Return of the Jedi
    5. The Last Jedi
    6. Phantom Menace
    7. The Force Awakens
    8. Attack of the Clones
    9. Rise of Skywalker

  • May 25
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    The Force Awakens sucks a lot to me. It’s better as a movie than Rise of Skywalker, but it’s literally pure empty calories. No new ideas, two dimensional character interactions, afraid to explain anything because “uh oh! Geopolitics in Star Wars is scary and boring!”

    Its entire purpose was to be a middle finger to the prequels and it shows. Crazy how a movie from 2005 had far more scope and ambition.

  • May 25
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    Deliveranze

    The Force Awakens sucks a lot to me. It’s better as a movie than Rise of Skywalker, but it’s literally pure empty calories. No new ideas, two dimensional character interactions, afraid to explain anything because “uh oh! Geopolitics in Star Wars is scary and boring!”

    Its entire purpose was to be a middle finger to the prequels and it shows. Crazy how a movie from 2005 had far more scope and ambition.

    I cant disagree with this either. AotC is kinda dumb as s*** but at least there's passion behind it. It's like Tommy Wiseau Star Wars

    But I also think TFA is just incredibly well made, like aesthetic wise. The Falcon chase on Jakku

    Also Han's death was very well done