"Straight from Shibuya, on some zen" does not mean what you think it does

Noir

Jan 4, 2022

proper

food arriving cold isn’t the restaurant fault tho. That’s more on you/the delivery driver.

but yeah def only care about/read reviews that focus on food taste/quality

like are you going out to eat to taste good food or to count how many times the waiter refills your water and checks up on you?

actually hate when waiters constantly check on you like bro leave me alone ima tip you regardless don’t worry.

also who cares if your waiter isn’t smiley or super friendly you’d prolly be miserable too working a waiting job the f***

I'm just saying, if it's THEIR delivery driver and there's a delay in arriving and the food arrives cold I would definitely mention that because people tryna get takeout

But yeah way too many yelp reviewers are total Karens and make themselves the center of the universe, focusing on how they got slighted instead of how the reader might be slighted if they went to that restaurant. Deadass it's just about the food man