their cookies tho

I’m talking from the POV of poverty & necessity my g

If you got money to eat at firehouse subs, you got money to eat at some decent mom-pop/family ass place

If go to Subway to get a tuna sub, you need to be locked up.

tuna?

I get the sweet onion teriyaki chicken the one time I get subway per year

Okay this a Seinfeld ep

what you get?

Literally a Karen filing the lawsuit

Imagine eating tuna

no one is reading all that s***, make a TLDR jesus

we're eating plastic

I dont eat it anymore

You were gonna die from it even if this story never got out

We are all SURROUNDED by poisons and fake s***ty things. We are literally just choosing which poisons appeal to us most to send us to our graves

I'm so sick and tired of the lies and misdirections of marketing in this country. It's f***ing bullshit that these companies can just creatively word literal s*** and poison and sell it to us as something else. CHANGE THE LAWS

E: And arguably this doesn't 100% apply here (yet), since they are being sued, but the point in general still stands

I remember a long time ago, their used to be a reddit dedicated to fast food employees anonymously sharing secrets about certain chains. And apparently, according to a Subway employee, the packaging for their "seafood salad" used to have a label on it that said "does not contain turtle" and then one day he was unloading boxes, and noticed that the packaging no longer had that label.

Fast food scientists stay playing around in labs to see what gruel they can serve us the cheapest

idc if it’s made out of humans that s*** bomb when i’m faded

eating subway ever.

Breyer's Brand "ice cream" doesn't contain enough diary ingredients or kept at a cold enough temperature to be allowed to be sold and advertised s "ice cream" according to food regulations.

That's why if you ever pick up a container of the stuff, no where on the packaging does it ever refer to the product as "ice cream", instead they use the term "frozen diary dessert"

brandeating.com/2015/07/explaining-why-some-ice-cream-is-frozen-dairy-dessert.html

The same applies to Wendy's Frostys and McDonalds "Shakes"

They ain’t got enough space for us

This makes no sense

The ocean is nasty af

Damn

First mistake was choosing to eat subway in the first place