Kendrick can tell labels about a surprise album at 7:00 am ET and get it out in 5 hours
SZA can "upload an album" to DSPS at 11:00 PM ET last night and its not out
starting to think she lied again
the voices in my head said it'll release 12PM EST
YOU LIED about the release date
YOU LIED about your injury
YOU LIED about your freckles
YOU LIED about your age
YOU LIED about not having a TV
YOU LIED about your surgery
YOU LIED about not enjoying cake
TV lie is still the funniest one, she couldve easily asked this question without saying that
Righto it's nealy 2am here I'm drunk as f*** snd going to sleep hopefully when I wake up this is out and it can help nurse my hangover
They turned it in already there's nothing SZA can do about it it's up to DSP's to release it now
how you know they turned it in
Righto it's nealy 2am here I'm drunk as f*** snd going to sleep hopefully when I wake up this is out and it can help nurse my hangover
goodnight sweet prince we’ll see you in the morning
Righto it's nealy 2am here I'm drunk as f*** snd going to sleep hopefully when I wake up this is out and it can help nurse my hangover
Thank you for your service king/queen
We got it from here
Punch and Top saw the Kai Cenat clip "Oh you're dropping in 2024? Bet"

TV lie is still the funniest one, she couldve easily asked this question without saying that
https://twitter.com/sza/status/1357929909302091776 

Drop the album Miss Scissor
oh you just mad its been 104 weeks
didnt put frank on the feat
on the teaser i took a pee pee
my new bestie is keke
lied again because i peaked
Consequence should be mandated by every label with an annoying artist to go out and be their press secretary when an album gets delayed
He should be giving us vague cope like he does with Kanye albums


Idk why they made a big deal out of this, maybe this pic was in her parents house or something and she meant that she didn't own a TV in her own house lol
People really thought that she never owned a TV in her life, that makes zero sense
Consequence should be mandated by every label with an annoying artist to go out and be their press secretary when an album gets delayed
He should be giving us vague cope like he does with Kanye albums
In all seriousness there should be some sort of accountability attached to announcing a release date
Things happen I totally get that
But at this point artist use pump fakes as marketing ploys and that’s f***ed up