cant even smile my hide
for real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_Paine
Sappy ass s*** got me feeling unwell, call that Tree Paine
mr h****over here looking at the dresses
I was going to have my wedding at msg garden today but she outbid my poor peasant family.
My father saved up all his money from the mines his whole life to buy me my dream wedding. And she’s taken it from me. My life is over.
deadass ?
his ex might actually commit that
this whole thing is just incredibly tacky in the extreme lol
How long before Travis cheats on her and they get divorced?
tnght
The divorce gonna be legendary
I hope so, a Dennis Rodmanian brawl
Nooooo
it shouldve been john mauve
Baby just, SHE SAY YES! Happy marriage Taylor Swift
https://twitter.com/buzzingpop/status/2073186797777977795Lets talk about it
Sometimes I struggle to work out whether your typos and odd gramatical choices are an intricate, D***ensian-tier character that you have concocted for our benefit, or if you legitimately are this person.
It leads to some very, very deep thought, regardless!
I saw a chick on a dating app the other day with the bio “just a Taylor swift looking for her Travis kelce”

lol she couldn’t afford a Saturday wedding?
Can’t be me
“Whatever makes you happy Travis”
Saw a tweet saying she got married right before the 4th so if she divorced she can name the album Independence Day
Saw a tweet saying she got married right before the 4th so if she divorced she can name the album Independence Day
It should've been me
Getting Grok to edit your face onto Travis in all the wedding pics rn
You earned this!
Why do they need a billboard
Will be shocked if she doesnt drop footage
Streaming rights still being negotiated
Will be shocked if she doesnt drop footage
Disney+ documentary coming soon
Copying sly stone