I've been using this since before corona, but as corona has taken both of my legs, I don't think i'm going to be flying anytime soon, anywho, here's how I flew all around the world for the low price of £free.99.
Now, let's get down to business, to defeat the BUMS who still pay for their flights. Everytime you fly, when you land (can even be done while still in the air), pen a litte complaint to the airline that flew you. Come up with something like "they denied me a drink" or "the food wasn't vegetarian" whatever miscellaneous hogwash potpourri comes to your brain Then, much like Drake fans waiting for more trash, like clockwork within a business day they're reimbursing you with a £50, £100 voucher that you can then sell on the secondary market
Eazy duz it, I invented swag

So because I didn’t get a drink the airline is gonna comp the whole flight

pathetic

Crackers in the thread! Ever heard of pushing the envelope? Ever seen Boyz in the hood?

im persian lmao

کراکر

Did OP really gloss over “corona has taken both my legs”.

TF you mean? Lmao

Over a drink

I'm an international man of piss-tery (Doctors had to amputate my legs (all three) after contracting post-corona polio)

Similar life hack; if you go to a restaurant and order something they don’t have on the menu and you openly weep and throw a fit they’ll give it to you. Note you can only do it once at every restaurant in the city/county.

tbh I been doing mail fraud

Have you seen Erin Brockovich?

lollll

bout to go to a vegan joint and throw a b**** fit until they cook me a real burger gl op

This some serious broke boi s*** you hate to see it

Corona has taken both of your legs

brb going to Brusters and crying until they bring me a pizza