I musta been geeked woke up and she looked like Paul Blart!

how have i missed this thread it's a whole ass classic

NIGGA MUST BE AT A RAVE HE LOOKING RIGHT INTO MY LASER 🔫

scammed an Iranian on the internet, he had COVID-19
he thought I would save his life but I sent a fake vaccine!

I just ran up on one of my opps with a drake, look alive
now he bout to be calling 1-800-273-8255!

Just scammed a lame ass nigga for $2.55.
Yo b**** told me to pull up at 2:45

I got some head then head out, it was 2:51
jugged a racially ambiguous dude look like babytron!

that weed had me coughing hard niggas though i came from wuhan

Just scammed a lame ass nigga named john

Niggas f***ed up in the crib smoking corona

just put a choker chain on a b**** cuz i own her

Just robbed a mexican drinkin CORONA

Niggas f***ed up in the crib eatin kids cuisine

Just scammed a lame ass white dude from Arizona

He started crying tryna rob me I told him put that POLE DOWN

white folks jumpin at my show like it's a HOEDOWN

Just landed another bin I'm brady with the TOUCHDOWN