I just went to a concert and scammed bono from U2
Scammed a mental patient thought it was M2
Stole some food from a store it was all fish fillet
Stole from a restaurant in Canada called SWIZZ CHALET
I’m like Shaq at the free throw but I’m making Swishes
I just beat a * cuz he was wearing K Swisses
Unk hit the dope with his feet and then he walked it out
I still got what I owe him on me he forgot to clock out
Sold a time share to white men in Fort Lauderdale
I stole a AC out a window, think it was Frigidaire
Got some top from this lil hoe and then I busted in her hair
B**** started cussin me out, I had to get up outta there
i just scammed my aunty her name clair
teejay scammed his barbers and he cant even cut his hair
nigga doordashed some mickey d´s and i ate his fries
he found out she sucked another nigga d*** and all he did was cry
scammed a french nigga for his wee-weed
bout to pull up on this nigga cuz he sold me fake lean
niggas f***ed up in the crib eating smart team
I’m not an animal abuser but I just punched a chihuahua
Scammed a Jamaican dude & he started yelling in patois
i pulled up on a b**** like she was a WaWa
she tried to suck me dry but she needed some wawa
pull up with the ak get to shooting like a guatemalan death squad
niggas asking for a feature but he dont even got a car
(Rio voice)
Called up an old lady for her credit card, say I’m tech support
My Indian shooter pull up with the 9, call that TEC support
I’m stressed, pour up a four, I need some ‘Tech support
nigga wanted feature but he dont even got no bars
i smoke exotic and sip lean f*** going to a bar
tried to buy exotic online and it was fake
white b**** she a bimbo everything about her fake
@leftearf ill start a new rhyme
tried to fight the bouncer at the club he look like Jiren
all yo bars trash as f*** nigga im not tryna hear it!