What was funny?

Thank you for the only actual secret in this thread but f*** you if thats true lmao

Knock knock

Who's there

The person who opened the lunchable, took the candy/cookie out then put it back was me

i have superpowers

Used to steal iPods and sell them

24 and still haven't :(

right moment will come around bud

why not?

I write poetry

I’ve jerked off in class

Relatable

i got baptized on the spot at a christmas eve sermon when i was 17 because i was grounded for sneaking out and wanted to go to a new years party and figured if i did it my pops would unground me lmao. s*** worked too

how lol

"she goes to a different school I swear"

Yeah same except 19 I had a gf the year before but we didnt even kiss she was really shy so i didnt know when was the right time to make the move. Maybe she found me too ugly to do it idk. God im such a lame fr

dont even trip dawg

Yeah ik i just have s*** confidence & self esteem when it comes to women I think im ugly & boring