bro i wish lol most of my life is filled to the brim with disgustingly cringe-worthy moments im willing to catch a body in order to completely wipe these moments from my memory on donda
I was legit trying to remember something BAD BAD but all I can think of now is just tame stuff that I just laugh off now
Might need to hit u with this brother
Lmao this reminds me of a supervisor I used to have. Dude use to slide in crazy ass words from time to time when asking us questions.
I'd heard about folk like this before but never came across one. And she was a law student too. She never corrected me in that moment but when I got home and googled the meaning, my life flashed before my eyes.
This isn't cringe on my part but one time a cop pulled me over for driving above the limit.
I pulled over and let him speak. The dude basically just gave me a warning about speeding and told me to be careful next time or else he'll write me up.
I just nodded and agreed. As soon as the cop got back in the car, he sped through the red light right in front of us.
I tried to do a funny voice when I got called on to read in class, and NOBODY laughed. Dead quiet whole time. Then some guy said "...okay?" when I finished and everybody laughed.
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I tried to do a funny voice when I got called on to read in class, and NOBODY laughed. Dead quiet whole time. Then some guy said "...okay?" when I finished and everybody laughed.
Damn did the same thing and got continue laughs throughout the whole passage but stay safe tho
bro in junior high this popular girl came up and talked to me for a bit and when she walked back over to her friends I saw them all laughing at me
Similar thing happened to me, but the girl only came to talk to me to make one of my friends lose interest in her. This dude announced to the school that he likes her for some reason. So this was her getting him off her back.
Thought she liked me but we never spoke after that.
Where do we start
Got fully pantsed in 9th grade but I swear someone is looking out for me cus we had a small gymn class of 20 and there was a bball going on so everyone’s head was turnt looking down the court and luckily i was behind literally everyone but one girl. Worst and luckiest moment of my life still got flamed tho even tho literally only one person saw my cheeks
I really got roasted off the narrative
asked my high school crush out in 10th grade and she said no
then i decided to get jacked as f\*\*\*
In 8th grade…man idk it was tuff
I had taken these pictures of these two popular girls and posted on like vine or some app like tht talking about “threesomes” and some kid found it
Idek what i was on too much edgy odd
Future s***
Worst moment for sure i was literally thinking about it earlier.
Ended up going thru HS w the other girl and
Man i could barely talk to her after that up until we graduated
bro in junior high this popular girl came up and talked to me for a bit and when she walked back over to her friends I saw them all laughing at me
2008 I went to the local fair. Was walking around with these girls im super cool with or whatever. While we are walking she notices one of my ex best friends and she literally shoves me into the crowd he's in to talk to him and his brother. Well, at this point we aren't friends anymore because I wasn't as cool them or whatever. I was considered the "lame" and the HS dynamic caused them to cut me off completely and pretty much started s***ting on me. So its about a group of 20 or 30 people. and like 5 of the main people who knew me all just started clowning on me everyones circling me and laughing and they are all pushing me back and forth in the circle. Lasted about 2 mins but it was humiliating because of how much I was getting laughed at. ended up playing it off walking towards some other dude i was cool with and talking to him. He could tell what i was doing so he let me rock with it and just talked to me for a minute until people stopped paying attention to me. Girl afterwards kinda just cringed and was like "sorry." ended up just walking home.
Next day at school some dude i dont even know walks into the classroom while im sitting with another group of girls Im f***ing with heavy and he starts gossiping about it to some other people in the class about how he saw me getting bullied at the fair. In retrospect it wasnt that deep but in the moment i was humiliated.
Bruh this is depressing. Kids are ruthless.
my girl broke up with me and a few days later I gave this crazy girl some good d***. the crazy girl was texting me talkin bout how she needs me to "fuck her 24/7" and asked if we could f*** for 5 hours straight, wild s***
anyways I wasn't over my ex and wanted to be petty so I took screen shots of my convo w the crazy girl and pretended to send them to my boy Q but actually sent them to my ex. that childish ass oops wrong number typa s***.
I'm older and much more mature now so thinking back on that makes me cringe bc that's a f***boi move
Nah that audition might’ve been top 50 worst ever
You have a great memory though and also got the girl
W
my girl broke up with me and a few days later I gave this crazy girl some good d***. the crazy girl was texting me talkin bout how she needs me to "fuck her 24/7" and asked if we could f*** for 5 hours straight, wild s***
anyways I wasn't over my ex and wanted to be petty so I took screen shots of my convo w the crazy girl and pretended to send them to my boy Q but actually sent them to my ex. that childish ass oops wrong number typa s***.
I'm older and much more mature now so thinking back on that makes me cringe bc that's a f***boi move
lowkey brag
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nah that's some f*** s*** I don't condone that at all anymore fr makes me cringe
2008 I went to the local fair. Was walking around with these girls im super cool with or whatever. While we are walking she notices one of my ex best friends and she literally shoves me into the crowd he's in to talk to him and his brother. Well, at this point we aren't friends anymore because I wasn't as cool them or whatever. I was considered the "lame" and the HS dynamic caused them to cut me off completely and pretty much started s***ting on me. So its about a group of 20 or 30 people. and like 5 of the main people who knew me all just started clowning on me everyones circling me and laughing and they are all pushing me back and forth in the circle. Lasted about 2 mins but it was humiliating because of how much I was getting laughed at. ended up playing it off walking towards some other dude i was cool with and talking to him. He could tell what i was doing so he let me rock with it and just talked to me for a minute until people stopped paying attention to me. Girl afterwards kinda just cringed and was like "sorry." ended up just walking home.
Next day at school some dude i dont even know walks into the classroom while im sitting with another group of girls Im f***ing with heavy and he starts gossiping about it to some other people in the class about how he saw me getting bullied at the fair. In retrospect it wasnt that deep but in the moment i was humiliated.
This type of s*** make kids air out schools
I’m glad you’re not that type
Also sorry that happened. That’s some real d***head s***
In 8th grade…man idk it was tuff
I had taken these pictures of these two popular girls and posted on like vine or some app like tht talking about “threesomes” and some kid found it
Idek what i was on too much edgy odd
Future s***
Worst moment for sure i was literally thinking about it earlier.
Ended up going thru HS w the other girl and
Man i could barely talk to her after that up until we graduated
Ah you were one of those
my girl broke up with me and a few days later I gave this crazy girl some good d***. the crazy girl was texting me talkin bout how she needs me to "fuck her 24/7" and asked if we could f*** for 5 hours straight, wild s***
anyways I wasn't over my ex and wanted to be petty so I took screen shots of my convo w the crazy girl and pretended to send them to my boy Q but actually sent them to my ex. that childish ass oops wrong number typa s***.
I'm older and much more mature now so thinking back on that makes me cringe bc that's a f***boi move
bro in junior high this popular girl came up and talked to me for a bit and when she walked back over to her friends I saw them all laughing at me
had this early hs
in the 8th grade i was talking to this girl that i liked 24/7 for the whole summer break and then when it was time to go back to school she went up to me to talk to me bc she was exited to talk to me after we talked for so long on the phone for the whole summer and then i stayed silent becasue i didnt know how to talk to her face to face
I was at this house party, and this girl used a word I didn't know at the time. The word was 'pedigree'.
But the way she used it was weird, she was trying to ask what country I was from, but like asked "what's your parents pedigree"?
And right before she was about to dumb it down for me, I was like, my dad likes tennis and soccer.
Should've told her y'all were purebred
Being in an orgy and trying to get at this girl I had been feeling for a while but fumbling/freezing bad (initially I was frozen at the start of the orgy and she was the one who called my green ass off the bench ) long enough to have the person that was dominating the orgy come over and finger f*** that person to climax right next to you
And before that, being paired up with the person doing the finger f***ing who you also wanted to get at for a long ass time and saying something like I've wanted to do this for a long time and being too shook to do something...eventually they start sucking but I c***quick as hell to their disappointment (for the both of us ) and fading out realizing that Kiss Kiss is playing
Also one of my homies that was at the orgy told me that MFs thought I was slumped on the couch for some of it when I was really just shell shocked
Also there were ice breakers for the orgy and someone hit me with go out to the pole in the lounge and strip and I was bashful asf so I was looking down the whole time while Sexy Back was playing and people I lived with came out so eventually it was 20+ MFs out there all staring at me, two of homies were cheering me on
This came outta nowhere lmfaoooo WTF
A girl going through my phone in high school when I was out of class and seeing a picture of my d***.
Dropping my phone after screaming
Everyone else in my class saw my d***
Since my face wasn’t in it they thought it was another guys
SoI was ignored for being “gay” for about a week