The name of the company, Aerotyne International. It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our a***ysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000!

John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run.

That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Sound good, John?

Thanks! Wait...when did I sign up for this?

Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every f***in' time. Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold f***in' watch.

Manic episodes reveal themselves in such unique ways

This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home! The show goes on!

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this is definitely The Rise Jesus so im getting more and more convinced this is a schizophrenic person

Thank you scorcese for making white people stealing money from poor people look cool even though it was unintentional