what if he cheaps out and takes u to applebees or sumn lol?

im going to show jay z ktt

This is HOV

BEAT ME TO IT

u gotta ask yourself if jay z would get dinner with you

prolly not

The food or location doesn't matter what matters is his insight on business/life

f*** that i want a million dollars

i would even take McDonald's with Jay z over a million dollars tbh

I would cry if kanye died but I wouldn't cry if jay z died

Imagine you go to dinner wit Hov and you tell him you rap and he makes you freestyle for a deal

and then he laughs at you

if u take dinner with jayz -> 🤡

Y’all think jigga like calamari ?
Can’t f*** wit boy if he eat the squid head parts

tell em bring da ace of spades

One of the best memes of the decade

I’d ask Jay-Z to send me a real “This is HOV” text and pose with it in a pic with him.

He hit you wit “…that was cool”

imagine spittin a decent 16 and he does the quintessential Hov laugh

"U really turned down 50k for a dinner with me? Hurry up and eat your food man i have a meeting coming up"

Very odd post

I’m going home playing Last call by Ye on repeat