Dan after applying some Gold Bond to those ruby red thighs after a brisk walk down the La-Z-Boy aisles and enjoys the sweet release of pain and chafed skin, finally understanding what it's like to chew 5 gum

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And he f***ing up like this??
Imagine chewing gum
Kind of agree all that sugar constantly being all over your teeth ๐คข
Choose kindness
Not violence
id deadass buy it if you put it on a shirt rn
dan definitely got more neanderthal dna than most
Drink beer
F*** wife
Sell chair
Dan happy
Drink beer
F*** wife
Sell chair
Dan happy
You the one with the expired license and insurance, the f*** you crying for!!
Drink beer
F*** wife
Sell chair
Dan happy
Stop naggin and get to gaggin am i right brother haha
You the one with the expired license and insurance, the f*** you crying for!!
chill on me man tf
He a grown man crying. Damn
Im like thanos to him bro i been his boogeyman ever since i knocked him out when i was 11 ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
chill on me man tf

Dan is man
Drink beer
F*** wife
Sell chair
Dan happy
you are the sickest man I ever came across