Type @osama_bin_ballin

Be careful with that slingshot u might shoot ur eye out

remember this one time i thought it'd be alright to get drunk before class cause i sat in the back and it was just a lecture

ended up getting there late and the only seat open was in the front

prof was asking me questions and expecting me to participate the whole time

Too tired from talking to customers to have s***with your wife?

They kept coming in man

How much u sell it for?

Leave him alone man it’s Memorial Day

He also had to do all the paperwork for sales imagine the carpal tunnel

We have computers bro

The typing 😣

tell her ride you man

if not you could always go out and search for a bull

Whats the most expensive chair youve sold

@ReturnofStealth

Hey man married couples Dont f*** everyday

Oh my god

have yall ever got freaky on the lazboy

Idk like 2.5-3k. We sell whole rooms tho, I’ve had sales of 20k+

By hereismysprout?

Duh

Goddamn

I literally have s***every day dude

What

With your hand?

No ur mom lmfsooo