def ordered a couple p***os on my friends cable lol

only weird incident i had was when a dude moved in and he started to hang around my friend group and one day i was in the bathroom taking a piss and he comes behind me air humping so i finished up and pushed his head against the wall and then i left and went to eat my food and then he comes to the lunch tables crying and running trying to fight me. think we both got suspended. this was 6th grade tho

This s*** was universal

Dudes too h**** for their own good

i dead did too
s*** gave me rug burn 😖

F*** it I’ll reveal a scar that caused me to stop being chubby. It was either 5th or 6th grade Gregory elementary school ( @DonJulio might know it) and last day of being in this learning to type without looking class. Class was like 15 people at most and this one black girl (I will never forget her face) went around and kissed everyone on the cheek. I’m nervous as hell mind you since I was one of the last people. Before me was the class clown really funny guy she almost didn’t kiss him but was just playing and did it anyways and dude was ugly so I thought damn if he got it than I can too. still nervous as hell as she’s getting close I pretend like I’m not paying attention and doing something on the computer with headphones. She gets to me and said something that caused the whole class to laugh all I remember was she said fat and some other words and skipped only me. Had to hold it in to not cry.

yo ??

i see a lot of folks on my timelines sippin cactis who would have scoffed at a claw and called it a fratboy drink like theyre not the same damn thing

Morgan gonna be tight he missed this convo

@Morganomics get itt

Learning to type without looking class ctfu

Mech being the one to do that isn’t surprising at all

NO.

nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭

Heard Catci is ass

What the f*** is wrong with you bro

remember when was young my friend was bragging he went to buy some shoes and a girl let him hump her in one of the aisles

lying about the dumbest s***

man u always add too much detail

smfhhhhhhh

i remember like at 13 watching vids on how to make a pocket p****

Cacti 100x better because it has agave lol white claw doesn't