2022 Capeshit in a nutshell

the fact that the main takeaway from the trailer seems to be batman batman batman

Marketing strategy shifting already

this headline

WB rn:
Ezra? Who’s that?

This is just a Michael Keaton Batman reboot titled The Flash

Zod too

imagine if they reshoot it a bit and just turn it into a keaton batman movie

Zod return is monumental

"Barry Allen fidgets in a line. He's at work. Flash travels back outside his childhood home. In his childhood room, Blue lightning flickers around Barry. He looks at photos of his mom and dad and kid Barry. 'Time has a pattern. It can help deliver certain events to certain people... drawn to each other like magnets... ' At Wayne manor, we see someone with shoulder length white hair from behind. He opens a secret door to reveal seven Batsuits stood together. Elsewhere, Flash slows down time and races up the side of a building. Batfleck rides a Bat bike in a car chase with police – it's daytime. An unmasked Keaton is dressed as Batman, and says 'You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts.' He says this to Barry, alternate Barry, and Supergirl. Title card: THE FLASH. Keaton has an upgraded version of the 89 Batsuit with a bold yellow emblem."

One of the hardest CBM villains, he was a beast

Who’s even directing this?

Andy Muschietti, the man who directed both IT films

Well that’s an interesting choice. I feel like the studio now has their hands all over it Marvel style so I feel like this is gonna be a mess. Disney knows better to cut off their creative impulses before the reshoots lol.

Such a missed opportunity not doing Batman Beyond with Keaton

batshit crazy psycho flash and 80s kid 10 years past it being cool batman

Old man batman using his coolest line from "back in the day" just made me die inside out of cringe

feel like they will still do it but it not gonna hit as hard

lowkey hype to see zod f*** s*** up again

Best villain this universe ever had

At this point I'm half expecting them to just rename it Batman: Flashpoint

Whoever cast Ezra Miller for flash is packing it up rn

Almost a decade ago lol

if they would hav made flash movie on time ezra would prolly be mentally stable