I’m Muslim and saw Tik tok promoting this portable bidet thing that kinda looks like a big electric toothbrush except it sprays water to clean after you poop

My date was going through my bag and was very confused about it, I explained how it’s very useful and hygienic for me to use. She thought it was hilarious and called me high maintenance. She’s a Muslim too so I thought she would fw if anything but no guess not.

I do sanitize the thing every time I use it and keep it in a plastic bag within my backpack.

Is this really that weird? carrying hygiene products is normal man

A little different to carry a portable one but I too value a clean ass after s***ting

cant live without a bidet, a portable one would be goated so I can poo on the fly

when the bidet hits ur g spot >>>>>>

Bro rly walking around w this shyt on dates

idk if a portable bidet is a normal hygiene product man

Muslims don't use toilet paper?

Well it should be

We do, but in order to pray you need to do wudu (cleaning yourself physically, spiritually, etc.). And we got hairy asses.

OP, I'd just bring wet wipes with you... I think a portable bidet is pushing it lol.

Wipes are bad for the environment

that last line

Stop letting girls go through ya bag and this won't happen

It's either saving the coral reefs or getting p****. The choice is yours.

naur i’m sry that’s pretty funny op

Do you clean s*** on the floor with a dry paper towel ?

Why do it when that s***s on your ass?

highkey she exposing that she usually messes with dirty ass niggas @op (pun definitely intended)

0/10 get out of there. Imagine being weirded out that somebody cleans their ass.

I don’t have a portable one I’ve just got into routine of s***ting before I shower in the morning and then I’m set up clean for the rest of the day

It's not ordinary but not negative either

nothing wrong with wanting a clean ass

There’s dudes on here that don’t even brush their teeth so I wouldn’t worry about what ktt has to say on the matter, no fecal.

Wait is something like this what you mean OP?

amazon.com/Original-HAPPYPO-Portable-Bidet-Color/dp/B07YDQTRWB/ref=psdc_3760931_t1_B074V4YYNY

If so that's way smaller than I thought. I was thinking you were hooking s*** up to the toilet You're good.