rory's brain for the last 24 hours:

Rory is the real chicken nuggie

Oh brother

This somehow made him look worse

His community gives him a lot of nerve, he is not in the position to quesiton anybodys street cred

flip not even realizing that rory was trying to be tough until he walked away is hilarious

you can see his face do the "wait, was that??? was he trying to????? ohhhhhhhh" lmao

I know both joe and mal both lowkey tight this is the funniest piece of content from both their platforms combined in MONTHS tho 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

mal did not sound happy at all. Joe is gonna be the same and lecture Flip too.

yeah

cause this the funniest piece of content we got out of their s*** for months lmao.

Without a doubt. I’m actually looking forward to tomorrow’s episode and was interested in listening to Rory and Mal’s pod

Its lit

better not be behind a paywall

U know Joe told him to come pod

joe gon step on it in a heartbeat this aint 2018 Joe.

yeah this s*** gon be 5 minute fodder before they talk about cheating (again) @heyJosh

Generally neutral towards both of the pods. Only listen casually when I need a pod or a topic comes up. But holy s***, Rory is a complete b**** in every aspect of this situation including his debrief about it.

What is so hard to understand that you shouldn’t create compromising situations when you’re in the company of women?

It really speaks to his overall discernment and awareness skills. And ofc it’s all rooted in narcissism, to which he narcissistically acknowledged only to downplay as an aside. Not to mention the way he constantly interrupts any pushback or response from his cohosts, credit to Demaris for standing up for herself and not allowing him any grace.

Honestly, it’s surprising and also disappointing Rory didn’t get decked in that moment. Would’ve made for even better content, and lesson, instead of Rory struggle with rationalizing what’s left of his manhood.

Better he didn't get decked. Woulda made Flip look even more worse for starting a whole altercation around a bunch of women.

“Yall done? Cuz if I hear that yall would allow one those guys to step to you like that ever again you won’t be back on these couches! Not my couches.”

crew laughs and smacks teeth

“ANYWHO!” - Parks

I think they would’ve scraped Rory off the dance floor and kept it pushing. Demaris and Reason included

Nigga a whole fight happens and Reason sees his mans getting decked and he gon be like "welp, keep it moving"

It's gonna then turn into "damn flip ruined a whole event" instead of "damn drunk Rory ruined the vibe"

Maybe I'm just too young (which is funny cause Rory is only 36 he wanna act like he older than he really is) but man I NEVER knew suckas was such a triggering term until this year.

This is what’s sending me. That s*** was the most awkward couple seconds I’ve seen in a while 😭😭😭

LMFAÓ

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