The 2023 equivalent is walking around with a mullet, moustache, Harry Potter glasses and a tote bag from the library

The first man to wash and exfoliate his face probably got sent to the gulag

My aunt still uses that term

Was a way better time, not nostalgia

When your eyebrows look like Bogdan’s you just can’t win

F*** you.

And your eyebrows!!

Man I’m literally suffering from this smh my s***s look crazy if I don’t get em done

Did this even exist?

Yes it did, in the US at least

Of course

When I google it david beckham comes up

Is this a joke?

Fellas these days going to the barber every week so I guess metrosexuality won?

I guess I somehow imagined metrosexuality like it was in southpark

Had a homeboy in high school people thought was metrosexual, turned out he was gay

It wasn’t about hygiene lol. It was fashion, hair, and skincare type s***. Like Tom Brady when he was rockin uggs and had long hair type s***

Idk if Tom Brady would be considered metro over some Uggs lol

If anything he would fit in the freak ho category

Metroooo!

Me I just stick n move on deeh hoeee