#anybodybutalonso tho right?

idc if he wins

old man pitching to him, it's over folks

fits his season

real talk lmao

This is like watching Jordan on the wizards

glad MLB chose him over Lindor and Nimmo for that

total joke

Adley going switch last year was gnarly

JRam gonna do the same?

Who?

they were about to hand him a third bottle to drink lmaooo

ozuna

wonder if he brought Snit Bear

Why tf was she moaning? The anthem ain’t that good

Lmao literally

This derby was doomed from that anthem

Marcel Ozuna from the Braves?

the very same

why are the home run distances taking so long

Had no idea that was his nickname lol Wonder if his wife would pick him or the bear