Shrooms

5y

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1. NEVER EVER TONGUE KISS, TRY TO NOT KISS AT ALL (FAKE KISSING FOR ACTING IS OK AS MINIMAL SALIVA)

2. NEVER EVER GO DOWN ON A GIRL UNLESS SHE A VIRGIN WHO HAS ONLY TAKEN YOUR D***

3. VIRGINITY IS A TONGUE KISS AKA KISSLESS VIRGIN, S***IS ANIMALISTIC AND THE KEY TO A LASTING RELATIONSHIP

WHY DO YOU THINK IT IS SAID "YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE", SHOULD BE THE FIRST TIME U EVER KISS THAT B****!

ANIMALS HAVE TONS OF KIDS WITH OTHER ANIMALS SO THEY AIN'T BOUND TO S***, THEY CAN'T KISS (INB4 MONKEYS THEY CLEAN MOUTHS, NOT A FORM OF TRUE LOVE)

A KISS IS A FORM OF TRUE LOVE, S***IS NOT!

LMFAO

FOREVER I AIN'T BOUND TO YOU,
GG NO RE TO THIS REPEAT BBY BOO

THE NEW REVELATION

Korpse

5y

that p**** is MINE ONLY
no w****s for this king

Ooo

5y

Caveman avy for caveman thoughts

Shrooms

5y

u take a L having other D*** DNA in ur mouth

u take a L tongue kissing a b**** who sucked other peoples d***s and kissed other people sharing DNA with that, no protection unlike condoms!

Ooo

5y

Oonga boonga head ass

Shrooms

5y

u take a L having other D*** DNA in ur mouth

u take a L tongue kissing a b**** who sucked other peoples d***s and kissed other people sharing DNA with that, no protection unlike condoms!

Korpse

5y

imagine breeding with a "free thinking" woman
that kid will be a living list of all the dna shot up inside of her. you will barely see yourself in him

soapmanwun

5y

dont get someone pregnant on tinder that you met 1.5 months ago