Im dead

Find a bad b**** that wants to take care of you. We dont live in the middle ages my guy

I need a big titty MILF with a large divorce and alimony settlement

Unrealistic. Just find a good girl who can pay for her own s*** lol

For me they’re equally unrealistic, I live in the hood no good girls here , no nice uni girls

Living in the trenches isn’t for the faint of heart

Okay op let’s expand our gimmicks man

You have potential but you’re in a box rn

It’s a gimmick to you it’s my actual life

Idk

My b**** bad and takes care of me. She slightly high maintenance tho as of late cuz I’m breaded up these days

this is it ! you got it op

Chicken wings and fries we don’t go on dates

imagine wasting so much of your life because of p****

stop putting them on a pedestal. they're just a b**** the same way you're just a dude at the end of the day

Mans acting like bad b****es don't eat at Zaxby's and Cane's... smh.

dude bad b****es are just regular people if she has u thinkin u need a horse drawn carriage shes a f***ing jerkoff

Clothes all over her floor, makeup all over her counter, eats Pop Tarts like they’re a food group. They aren’t mystic beings

69 avi

Nah this cap. They just need that good salami. The rest can be overlooked if you really beating. I don’t make the rules.

counterpoint: chicken wings and fries, we don't go on dates

Mf thinks good d*** excuses the endless evils of man

it all comes together when you dont give af

Niggas talking about imaginary bad b****es they'll never get