she gets it

Dumb finale

Hey I’m just pointing out the double standards because we know how this would be viewed if Chloe was a man and Sax was a girl

Also how is flirting and being social = being a w****?

The nigga literally turned down Chloe cus he was never really trying to get wit her, he wanted Chelsea. Chloe took advantage.

Because no one f***ing drinks day old booze that’s sat out over night WITH MILK IN IT

You gross af ngl

Lmaoooo bro said “makes perfect sense” and also “I wouldn’t do it” lmaooo huh

For S4 Mike should crossover and bring in other HBO characters like the Entourage boys

nah nah nah im not buying this bullshit sorry

he was insistent on drinking the night before

I just don’t get why you would still want THAT pina colada if you just seen your dad freak out about it saying the milk is spoiled. Who tf is that desperate for a pina colada?

I’m sorry guys but we need to just chalk this up to what it actually is, a case of lazy writing. No human is waking up and using a dirty ass blender, not because “I so desperately want a pina colada” and not because “aww I just thought big bro Saxon just made a shake and it was still good to use”

Mike should’ve found a more clever way to get Loch to ingest the “””””poison””””” seeds

Not just sense, PERFECT sense

This ain’t bros first ever alcohol either he literally just had an all night bender with Saxon and the babes so there’s no “wowwwwwwww alcohol!!!!!” to it lmaooooo

And there’s a whole cabinet full of wine. Lmao who tf is that desperate for a pina colada? Nice try Mike White.

Bro sees a completely digusting blender…. Hmm makes perfect sense to use this as is

Bros obviously never caught a wiff of an unwashed blender for that to make perfect sense....i hope

That wasn’t the manager that was her spa co-worker

Yeah I’m not buying the “he felt left out the night before”, it’s not even like he was some sheltered kid that never drank, we JUST saw him get completely f***ed up a few nights before. And there was wine right behind him that the fam ended up drinking the night earlier if he wanted to drink something and feel included.

A smarter way would’ve been if the dad had put the seeds into the protein powder somehow and then Loch got up to use all of the protein powder to spite Saxon after he told him to stop worshipping him

See now you are f***ing thinking!!!!

You literally just resolved all the contrivances.

Have the pops blend up the seeds to a powdery substance. And instead of leaving it in the blender have him dump it inside the protein powder container. To stash for later.

Then later do your whole “pina colada” bullshit and add in a scoop of the “protein mix”.

Once you realize you have a change of heart, dump out the glasses and blender. Not it’s more believable you forgot there’s leftover seeds in the protein container.

Next morning Loch grabs a CLEAN blender and makes a protein shake not knowing there is leftover poison residue in there.

Facts, and it makes sense that Saxon wouldn’t be making a protein shake in the morning since he had a change of his worldview and wouldn’t be as image obsessed as he was earlier in the trip

Damn this s*** got me wanting to do a script rewrite of the finale

Exactly. Also if you wanna get even more believable, from the start of the season have there be a smaller container of the protein powder, something that would only last a week. Not a big bucket.

Have Tim use the remaining protein powder mix to blend it with the seeds. Stash it in the protein container for later. That way you know all the protein powder left is for sure contaminated.

And then also if you give Saxon a smaller amount of protein from the start you have that commentary as well with him complaining “this is it? I need way more than this”