but nah hang them f***ers

boil her in hot oil and make b****sticks for the dolphins to munch on

check your ktt messages

Eh I guess it's not that weird. Sounds like it was just a business kind of thing.
I.e. Scratch the itch and be done with it

It speaks to the evils of the larger practice of keeping dolphins in captivity though

Cant hit up until follow back

wait are you talking about them or me?

Themski

ahhh ok. thx for doing this for me.

I gotchu♥️

Dolphins are, as Business Insider's Jennifer Welsh put it in one of the greatest headlines of all time, "dangerous animals that could rape you and kill your baby."

That's a little unfair; the evidence that dolphins have tried to rape humans is not very compelling. But basically every other awful thing you can imagine a dolphin doing, they've done. "Gangs of male dolphins may isolate a female, slap her around with their tails, and forcibly copulate with her for weeks," The Straight Dope's Cecil Adams notes. Dolphin specialist Justin Gregg disputes that this counts as rape, but even he notes some horrific elements of coercion in dolphin sexuality: "Dolphins might use other tactics to persuade a female to mate with them, including committing infanticide (ie, killing calves) so that the females will come into estrus and be more receptive."

Dolphins are also known to brutalize baby porpoises. This is weird. They don't eat the porpoises, the porpoises aren't rivals for key resources, and the porpoises don't antagonize them at all. Dolphins are just a******s. One video captured by vacationers shows the dolphins sending the porpoise's "body spinning round with such force that its back was broken and its soft tissue shattered." A research team described injuries on a dolphin-ravaged porpoise as "perhaps the worst example of inter-specific aggression any of us had ever seen. This young female had literally had the life beaten out of her."

The scariest part is that dolphins are very, very smart. That only makes them more effective recreational killers. The marine biologist Ben Wilson at the University of Aberdeen told the Telegraph's Nigel Blundell that "dolphins use their incredible ultra sound abilities to home in on the vital organs of their victims that will cause most damage."

she really playing with fire

wtfff I remember hearing this discussed on cumtown I thought it was a joke no way it's real that's crazy

peter just like me

this is really unnecessary now

whats crazy is that dolphin p**** look just like real p****

what’s crazy is that u aren’t banned yet

oh thought this thread was about a new case of this not this classic

imagine feeling up on a dolphin

Dafuq

what if dolphins were aliens

Thread was already wild you threw this hoe off the backboard