Buy a d**** instead

Put a p**** in pocket like a Fleshlight

i got a fleshlight during quarantine. its actually waaay better and more intense than using your hand but for the full experience you gotta soak it in warm water for a few minutes before you use it and then you gotta clean it after and im a lazy f*** so i dont use it that much anymore. if you got $50 sitting around then its worth trying imo

Guy who claims to have a 50+ body count asking what pocket p****s are like?

I'm traumatized and lonely and don't want to deal with people anymore.

The love of my life was tainted by a b****** who betrayed my trust and I've been emotionally dead for a minute now. I'd rather a pocket p**** than be hurt like that again.

ask @Kev

weirdo

which p***star did u get

works like a charm 😋😋

yo?

?????

Big Worm

practice reading this thread title in different accents

Screaming

Wow if only I could been so lucky as a youth

But fr tho no. I thought about it for a minute and then decided to get an actual human to work with and that's worked out okay so far

Mans really f***ing the caterpillar from bugs life

nah this ban worthy what the f***