So listen to this:

Jaden Smith was confirmed to play Kanye in an upcoming biopic, but the truth is he already played him.

Kanye West moved with his mother to China when he was 12, so she could teach English, and there he was reportedly bullied by Chinese kids.

In 2010's Karate Kid, 12-year-old Dre Parker (Jaden Smith) moves to Beijing, China with his mother (Taraji P. Henson) and runs afoul of the neighborhood bully (Zhenwei Wang). He makes an unlikely ally in the form of an aging maintenance man, Mr. Han (Jackie Chan), a kung fu master who teaches him the secrets of self-defense.

KANYE WEST IS THE KARATE KID

UPDATE 1

MORE PROOF OF KANYE'S HIDDEN KARATE PAST

'Don't do no yoga, don't do pilates
Just play piano and stick to karate'

UPDATE 2

KANYE AND HIS SENSEI x JADEN AND HIS SENSEI

UPDATE 3

DRAKE AND TAYLOR SWIFT ARE COBRA KAI?

Kanye in Drake’s Pop Style
‘I just, I just, I just, I just wanna rock your body
Take you to the garage and do some karate
Chop it, chop it, chop it, chop it sipping sake'

UPDATE 4

KANYE CONFIRMED KNOWS KARATE

nme.com/photos/kanye-west-50-geeky-facts-you-might-not-know-1427637

Further confirmation this is true is that Kanye loves Ice Cream

UPDATE 5

I JUST FOUND OUT THERE IS A KANYE KARATE ACADEMY

A school of martial arts for black kids !!

m.facebook.com/KANYE-Karate-Academy-440906309825382/about/?ref=page_internal&mt_nav=0

UPDATE 6

via @dutchye

Kanye confirmed gave Karate lessons in front of his home

Lupe and Kanye bonded because of Karate

airchicagomagazine.com/copy-of-lupe-fiasco

UPDATE 7

@dutchye points out that ye is connected to Brad Pitt and Chapelle who reportedly both know Karate too

@Swaygan points out that Ye references Mr. Myiagi in a Cleveland Show episode

Damn we haven’t had cracked threads in a while. I missed it

c o d e s

Still need the Will Ferrel biopic

MORE PROOF OF KANYE'S HIDDEN KARATE PAST

'Don't do no yoga, don't do pilates
Just play piano and stick to karate'

The resemblance is uncanny damnit.

Kanye in Drake’s Pop Style

‘I just, I just, I just, I just wanna rock your body
Take you to the garage and do some karate
Chop it, chop it, chop it, chop it sipping sake'

DRAKE CONFIRMED COBRA KAI

TAYLOR SWIFT IS ALSO COBRA KAI

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The proof is all here

deadass the first time i heard kanye was living in china when he was young i thought of karate kid lmfao

That’s why you’re number one

inb4 complex and tmz steal this

nme.com/photos/kanye-west-50-geeky-facts-you-might-not-know-1427637

ITS OVER

@hotpancakes @Justin @Numbuh_One @Antidote @AKFresh @PapiPedro

KANYE DID LEARN KARATE

Ayoo

OP on CRACK

this song about kanye?