there's no denying drake's decade long reign on the throne of hip hop, but have you ever wondered how he does it?

well, i believe drake's hit making ability derives from his immaculate, god like hairline.

see, as drake was coming down the assembly line in god's warehouse, god took him aside and decided that he would bestow upon this man a perfect hairline which would give him infinite youth and fertility. God sat in silence for 7 days and 7 nights painstakingly crafting a hairline so perfect that all those who gazed upon it would instantly be filled with joy, no matter how mediocre drake's music would be.

Why would god create such a man you ask? well, god is a trickster and he wanted to fool us into enjoying sub par music for an entire decade or longer. Only once drake's hairline is compromised can we be freed from his terrible spell.

One amongst us will be chosen to set forth on a journey to destory drake's perfect hairline once and for all. who will it be

Surgical summer

Paragraphs about another man’s hairline? Sounds about drake stans

Youre balding

Vertility or fertility ?

Damn OP you got the whole section laughin

oops typo.

THE POWERS IN MY HAIR NIGGA

PUSH INVENTED

Here I’m thinking maybe a hairline could help my vert 😢

i mean, a great hairline can help with just about anything

When u find out Lebron went 3-6 cause his hairline

Afraid to grow it cause your fro wouldn't nap enough

He's lucky he didn't inherit Dennis' aggressive balding.. Drake strikes to me as the type who wouldn't take that lightly.

it would have finished him.

Still talking about another man’s hairline

Could still happen when he hits late 30s. Think there’s already been pics of his corners fading a bit

Hair loss prevention procedures exist lmao

All celebs get work done to save their hairline if they catch on to it before it’s irreversible

Even then you have hair transplants

It's not as simple as you think.

It kinda is

Celebs have the resources to preserve their looks

Technology isn't advanced enough for balding not to be an issue yet, no matter how rich you are. Look at Lebron, he's had multiple transplants and his hairline is better but half of his head is still bald so he can't grow his s*** out and uses concealers to cover it up.

A lot of Hollywood actors have hair pieces glued to their head.

You can use propecia for prevention but if your balding is too aggressive it won't work + you can get s***ty side effects like sexual dysfunction so a lot of ppl just prefer to shave it off.

Propecia, hair pieces and hair transplants are affordable to the average person nowadays, it's just that celebs have more awareness as their image is their main priority.

If Drake started going bald it would affect his quality of life one way or another.

Safari got his hairline right back now he looks great lol. Think it just depends how early you catch it. A few years ago I was seeing pics of drake’s corners slightly fading and then boom, went back to being immaculate again. Wouldn’t put it past him to have gotten a procedure, dude is really invested in his appearance

About his corners yeah I saw that too, can't know for certain but I think his hairline just matured and it wasn't actual balding. He just changed his hairstyle and he was good to go (he used to buzz close to the skin, now he just keeps it a bit longer). He could possibly be on meds to halt further hair loss too, since it's genetic in his family I'm sure he's cautious.

Catching it early is the way to go but some ppl have very aggressive balding that even meds won't stop, they lose literally all of their roof in a very short time.

If there was a real cure Lebron would be the first to get it, there are vids where he's openly expressing his frustration towards his hair loss, dude just really loves hair even though I think he looks dope bald too. But his transplant already carried him a long way tbh and it looks way better than the stranded island he had going on before that always got him harassed and memed. He doesn't really have to use fibers and they always come off halfway through the game when he's sweating lol, his s*** already looks nice enough from the front and everybody knows that he doesn't have a perfect head of hair anyway.

2 decades ago if you went bald you had no options. Transplants have come a long way in the last few years and nowadays even if someone catches it late, as long as they have the money and willpower they can restore a decent amount of their hair and get a solid hairline, which is a great solution for men who lost their confidence bc of going bald, even if it won't be the same as it was before.