Lived near a body of water my whole life. Something subtle like this:

DRIVING IN THAT SAME “EURRR” THAT THEY KILLED PAC IN!!

those shoes arent gonna buy u a boat

Pressed.

Op said

u can buy one and live in it

I’d buy a boat but I don’t know how to swim

heres a little for your boat fund op!

op gon be like

same

i hope u get it 1day bro

Tupac, biggieeee oooooh. We want y’all both to knooooow.

Boats n hoes!

I don’t need a boat.
My soul is already lost at sea.

Fishing >>

My dad got a small fishing boat a little smaller than the one in OP. They’re fun to drive.

Just make sure im invited to the yacht party big bro

Real af we gone get there

WE THREW A LISTENING PARTY...IN A YACHT

the boat

Please don’t drown

That's kinda dope ngl. But most boats are just a waste of money I imagine they probably don't even get used very often. If I ever needed a boat I would just rent it.

last thing i would do is buy a boat