wait.. neonnigga not a dude from toronto?

They caught Jay Z eating a meal 😭

these new kids just don’t know

billionaires aren't allowed to walk they need to be in the wall e floating obesity pods

This is dope. He is getting older so this is very good to see .

Good for #Hova !

Social media has genuinely fried peoples brains and that’s exactly what the people who control news/media want

its one idea i had but they would get me out of here for it

He isn’t human the way old heads be worshipping him 😂

Niggas born in the 70s and up d***ride jay z and michael jordan to the point you would think they created hip-hop and basketball itself.

Kinda mad no one thought this was clever

Shout out Holistic Hov. He’s preparing for the chaos via Mike Rubin’s white party

Hes been listening to Larry June

they don't like seeing black folk planting the seeds for intergenerational wealth and longevity

that weed walk corny

i hate that i know the joke youre after

I am very saddened the post flopped. BBC enthusiasts, we got work to do..

Who wouldn't be doing s*** like this when your rich to the point u can jack off for the rest of your life good for him man

That’s funny, my wife has that tattooed on her ankle and I never knew what it meant. I had no idea it was a reference to cycling in India.

Jay walked so _ could run

He's a retired billionaire.

He can do whatever he wants.

its also a band

#Blokt

It’s this terrible thing where on the internet everyone wants to be special and get a joke off, so everything is suddenly over a***yzed and poured over to see if you can mock the person doing it for some reason, even if it’s an astronomical stretch.
It’s hard to resist, and I know I used to try to make jokes when I didn’t have good material, but I think we should all do our best to just be normal and only crack jokes when the situation truly calls for it.