The phattest piss you ever took

The best food you ever had

Your preconceived notions of what s***will feel like while still a virgin

The phattest s*** you ever took

Phat

In a hot shower. Forehead leaning into the wall.

heroin

making a crazy fire beat

When i take the ohattest piss and it feels like the oceans waves is absorbing my body and my head becomes tingly and mushy

This is why i dont commit suicide

You cant piss if you die

Ok buddy tale a lap

Crack

when u have social anxiety and you finish a presentation and you sit back down in your seat

fent

when youre waiting for a text from her and you get the notication

The aftermath of a toilet hugging throw up session

when ur a****** is itchy and you scratch your gspot

Getting a new dog

Doing a shower + tub combo even tho its gonna f*** your water bill up for the month

P*** :coomer:

When someone actually drops a racist karen instead of just recording her and letting her cook

Holding hands

he rite tho

p***

The feeling of everyone at work and you are off