Like Charlie Kirk's final words being about gun control/mass shootings before being shot dead

Epstein files.

Literal tin foil hat s*** actually ended up being true. I think its gonna take a generation or 2 for all that to sink in as actually real

John Cena’s retirement match

The GOONICIDE

Nominative determinism.

Rock climber named Cliff Hanger

P***stars last name is Manlove

Have a sip of water courtesy of William Sippy

Everything about the Trump administration

An attention seeking musician putting out a song called “heil hitler”

Every embarrassing thing that has ever happened to Drake.

I have now made this a Drake thread.

Bam adebayo 83 points
Sam darnold Super Bowl

Mini documentary just dropped too

Donald Trump winning the presidential election for a second time.

And all the 9/11 stuff hasn’t even come out yet

Zelenskyy's life

Mikhail Gorbachev choosing McDonald's over the Soviet Union

Word Epstein file s*** would be reviews as a cliche bottom of the barrel already been done before tired idea

the president faking an assassination attempt with no follow up arc

Thread replies so far are mostly 🙄

people are ignoring it sadly

Rudy Giuliani thinking he booked a press conference at the Four Seasons hotel, when it was actually at the small business Four Seasons Total Landscaping, then going ahead and doing the conference in the parking lot there anyway

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Seasons_Total_Landscaping_press_conference

I don't think this gets enough credit for how ridiculous it was

A woman named Karen Wetterhahn died after spilling several drops of dimethylmercury onto her hands in a lab accident. She later died from severe mercury poisoning.

Karen Wetterhahn

What about this is a***ogous to trite/bad writing tho?

It would be well-suited to a political farce comedy, but if it was employed in a dramatic work to show a character's stupidity, it would feel cartoonish and far-fetched

How's about an example that I feel would be more your kind of thing: The owner of Segway Inc. dying from riding a Segway off a cliff

Some s*** that would happen in The Boys

Mirk would be a perfect closing image to a tragic epic about a nigga who flew to close to the sun tbh