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  • Aug 29, 2023
    ThisIsNeverThat

    I asked a coworker if I could kiss her on the cheek, she said yes, then reported me to HR

    Either she weird or she was uncomfortable but I don’t know. It sounds weird

  • Aug 29, 2023

    Agreeing to a date doesn’t mean they wanna f***. She could have been feeling you from previous conversations and was interested to get to know you better but asking to kiss someone on the cheek after having just gotten their number is a little weird and I think you lying about it to HR proves you know it was weird

    Maybe reporting to HR was a bit much but idk how one feels in that situation

  • Aug 29, 2023
    ThisIsNeverThat

    We were not on the clock

    Damn well… how tf can she report you for some s*** off the clock??

    Idk, ain’t never been in no sexual harassment situation so I don’t know the regulations

  • Aug 29, 2023
    Mando

    thought for sure this was another Longstroke thread lol

  • Aug 29, 2023

    thread has me wheezing

  • Aug 29, 2023
    ThisIsNeverThat

    She was a alt black girl lol

    Are you a black man?

  • Aug 29, 2023

    Tf you kissing girls on the cheek for?

    Your breath fresh? Maybe she got a whiff and took offence

  • Aug 29, 2023
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    Asking a coworker for a kiss AT WORK

    That's f***ing hilarious

  • Aug 29, 2023
    Nessy

    Like that guy that said he told a girl he’ll get her pregnant and she put a restraining order on him then he showed the paper to the camera and it said domestic violence

  • Aug 29, 2023
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    ThisIsNeverThat

    She was a alt black girl lol

    wtf does that even mean

  • Aug 29, 2023
    Ava

    Nahh what got you was the kiss on the cheek Cmon bro
    Number is fine especially if there’s a shared interest but anything physical hell nah

    wtf dont get numbers at all

    i dont care how fat her ass was she getting zero attention.

  • Nessy 🦎
    Aug 29, 2023
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    Mr touchdown

    wtf does that even mean

  • Aug 29, 2023
    classactionlawsuit

    you asked to kiss her lil cheeky cheek and actually did it! lmaaao im fline crine

    ive slapped asses atomically hard and put hands in pants on the work floor brother

    no hr brother

    they loved it brother

    This man officer

  • Aug 29, 2023
    lucky star

    op vibes

    !https://youtu.be/BMbNhI59PwY?si=8BXIZGJ4cFDSYRb5

    the spot n her face

  • Aug 29, 2023
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    Nessy

    Like that guy that said he told a girl he’ll get her pregnant and she put a restraining order on him then he showed the paper to the camera and it said domestic violence

    link

  • Nessy 🦎
    Aug 29, 2023
    mdmadon

    link

    Deleted but

  • Aug 29, 2023
    doot

    this you bro

    :​ :​

  • Aug 29, 2023
    hoopsplayer21

    some 1920s can i give ya a smooch type s***. odd.

    op

  • Aug 29, 2023
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    Nessy
    https://twitter.com/dyingscribe/status/1616956185919512576

    alt women are the purest form of the divine source.

  • Vlonely 🦍
    Aug 29, 2023
    Scratchin Mamba

    Asking a coworker for a kiss AT WORK

    That's f***ing hilarious

    This sxn gets crazier by the day

  • Aug 29, 2023

    I elbowed a b**** who tried to sneak a kiss before gotta be careful out here OP.

  • Tylenullx

    its never 50/50

    its always either youre attractive or not

    That's 50/50 lol

  • ThisIsNeverThat

    talk about food we like and going on a date together for 5 minutes

    hug eachother

    look into her eyes and ask if I could kiss her on cheek

    she says yes, i kiss her on cheek

    stop hugging

    wave goodbye

    This a normal reaction and the fact she snitched off the clock s*** is funny as hell

  • DicherdownDAVE9

    I remember at my past job a few years back, one of my co workers asked a female co worker would she swipe left or right on his tinder she answered accordingly a day later she reported him to HR bro got fired.

    ngl that's an loser origin story lmao