nah shut up nigga you still fell for pyramid scheme this ain’t no movie mf

crazy how one came to my parents house today and my mom was being light on em, really had to tell her don’t even entertain it past the first question

Lol tbh you could just be trying to be polite by hearing them out and they’ll take that as interest and will bother you for weeks

OP is the exact type of person I was referring to in one of the tipping threads

People who claim they want better but will then just go on indeed and press the blue apply button that takes 2 seconds on a bunch of listings they don’t what the f*** they’re applying for and call it a day then wonder why they don’t hear s*** back

Hundreds of people did the same thing you did OP. Have a cover letter, have a professional resume not the little indeed one, follow up on your applications, email these companies directly, know what the f*** you’re applying to and why you’re the best fit

Like you ain’t never fell for anything stupid in your life especially out of desperation
You’ll probably deny it tho. Your ego feeds into people thinking you’re the smartest person in the world so you’re too little to admit your past mistakes unlike I.

F*** ya lil thread boy

— pyramid scheme employee

You prolly an unemployed Uber driver thinking you a boss no matter how much you try to lie don’t nobody believe in you you sack of s*** always hatin on da next man when I’m being honest about my mistakes. All waiters should spit in ya face next time they see you

The ones s***tin on me ain’t never been in desperate situations in they life they been had it easy I’m too hardbodied for em

None of y’all man enough to admit y’all take Ls that’s what make me different from y’all

All y’all too scared to have that perfect Lil image of y’all selves crack so you try to act like you never fell for any bullshit cause it was enticing enough.

Be honest tho would y’all trust this man?

Gemstones
Flint stones

You can say I'm friends with Fred

Iant readin nunn of dat essay lil bro

And that’s why you make $500 a week kid

Can lead a donkey to water but you can’t make ‘em drink

Yeah you can’t make em drunk cause you can’t get drunk off water dumbass

You’re a lost cause. Do you, you clearly got it all figured out with your $500 a week pyramid scheme. I wish you nothing but the best

Nah I’ll still follow what you said but it’s been f*** you for life cause iant like how you said it. I don’t let go s*** and I don’t forget

This gotta be a straight rip off of some 2012 karmaloop era swag brand

spoken like a high school civics teacher well done

Why’d you edit out the part about seeing me soon

I meant it in a see you at da top way but I realized it sounded way worse so I edited it out completely