Hello Gang,

It’s the one and only Big Bulba! Hope everyone’s having a great Q4 so far, but we’re almost to November which means we’ve had a whole year of being overly stimulated and it’s the best time to do a dopamine break before the Holiday seasons in full force, so we can really experience joy and happiness with our loved ones.

So I’ve decided, in remembrance of our pilgrim forefathers, to NOT spank my Turkey for the entire month, to NOT indulge in the pleasures of the flesh, and to instead correct my reward system, and I ask, will you join me in this Pilgrimage?

Y’all just need p****

This is pathetic

You wanna know what’s truly pathetic? Look in the mirror you miserable piece of s***.

I don't care what a coomer who plays Pokemon has to say about anything bruv

Masturbating is healthy do it more often

Go to therapy instead of Reddit if you are compulsively masturbating/consuming p***. NoFap is an evangelical scam

Im not consensually busting til 24

Yea squeezing your cock every day is definitely healthy

Just like I don’t care what some weirdo who is oddly concerned about what I do with my p**** has to say.

I do not plan on pleasuring any pilgrims this Spanksgiving

Try and stop me.

Lord give me the strength...

Keeps your prostate in tip top shape

Go to therapy instead of Reddit if you are compulsively masturbating/consuming p***.

The sentence before that you said people should be squeezing their cock more often

Ill show you a prostate in tip top shape

They should

Just not to the extent that it is crippling your real life

She bankin' on me, I'm the bank. I smack her, she love to get spanked.

man i hate new gimmicks in life sxn

I'm saying this as someone who for all intents and purposes was deeply "addicted" to p***/masturbating 3-4 years ago

That NoFap s*** is poison. You need legitimate psychological help if you are struggling with compulsive masturbation/porn consumption. "Reboots" don't work and p*** "addiction", meaning the usage of p***ography to the extent that it is crippling your sexual performance/social life/professional life/financial wellbeing/physical health, is a symptom of a larger issue.

NoFap and Fight The New D*** have both been linked back to far-right evangelical churches, one of which supports electroshock therapy for homosexuals (I believe this is FTND). Get professional help if you're struggling, the reboot will not work

Don't be a loser. Be a winner.

The Sace Method.

Wanting the best for your fellow man is a gimmick now? What happened to the game I love.