I’m expecting next major crossover event that Thor dies and eventually meets her in Valhalla

I hope they don’t meme and bring her and Heimdell back as variants

u off the beans old man

yeah I’m so cool with never seeing Mighty Thor and Jamaican Heimdell. Was a nice send off

idk i think the goats just pissed me off lol they were way too annoying and crucial to the plot for what shoulda been a one off joke

throw a comma in ig

maybe take a breath and remember it ain’t that serious bruv

Cam crying irl cause he saw 2 goats for more than one scene

obviously exaggerating but they were annoying smh

Grow the hell up Buddy

i have sensitive ears

This movie is trash

Captain Marvel and Wanda would kick Thor's ass. Dude looks like an absolute clown in this movie.

This was a pretty bad movie.

Gorr deserved better than this sitcom ass movie

Shoulda gave one of the lamer villains to this movie, this movie don't deserve a Gorr

Chris Hemsworth such a try hard, was hoping someone would punch his big stupid grinning face when he was cheesing at Starlord

Christian Bale absolutely carried this movie. The scenes with Gorr on screen are by far the best parts of the movie (that 15 minute sequence in black and white might be one of the MCU’s best ever sequences), but the rest of the runtime without him is very hollow and way too forced with the comedy.

Two major plotholes I noticed on my first watch:

1. If Gorr kidnapped the children to lure Thor to him to steal Stormbreaker, why didn’t he just leave the children in danger somewhere away from him after he got the axe? That way Thor would’ve had to choose between saving the children or stopping Gorr.

2. If Thor didn’t want Jane to use Mjolnir again after she’s hospitalized… why didn’t he just take Mjolnir with him to go stop Gorr? The movie already made a point of establishing that he can still wield the hammer, yet when a narrative moment arises that would make sense for him to take it himself, he doesn’t.

I didn’t buy or believe Jane Foster as Mighty Thor whatsoever, and she’s just kind of forced upon the audience as Thor without any real explanation or reasoning at all. Also, Thor and Jane’s on screen chemistry / relationship feels extremely shallow, but that’s moreso the fault of the first two Thor movies rather than this one.

And finally, did anyone else notice that they used de-aging technology on Natalie Portman when she was Thor? It was extremely distracting and off-putting, and I have no idea why they did that to her because her normal face looks fine, it’s not like The Dark World came out 30 years ago or something

This site has had a hate boner for Marvel since Endgame wow lmao

a simple and and u got a 2fer

lookin too much into capeshit

The s*** with the kids made me want to vomit holy hell

Dude they got me when they asses landed on the moon

So it’s alright for movies to have plotholes now as long as it’s a superhero movie? I can name multiple superhero shows / movies in the past year alone without any major glaring plot holes lmao

Opening scene with Gorr should have been longer and needed more of him
In the 2nd act

Idk if it’s just me but I genuinely do not care to see Thor with a love interest which is what took me out of this one

The s*** with storm breaker and him was
Pretty funny

But imagine if Betta Ray Bill had the hammer instead ? Idk I’m spitballing

Some of these critiques nit picky as s*** lmao

Like what

I feel like they could’ve shown a lot more than told us when it came to Gorr killing the gods. Seeing him do it would make the threat feel more real than just saying he killed a ton of gods, showing a higher one dead, then Sif without an arm.

Also the movie just seemed to cut all of Jane learning to be Thor and she’s just The Mighty Thor.

My issue with the movie is that a lot was cut. I did thoroughly enjoy what we got but Gorr and Jane could’ve been fleshed out more