Name what the titles would've been

"I love to lick p**** in between bites of food" got left in my drafts

“Whose name would you write in a death note?”

Why I hate you f***s in 10 chapters

Almost made this thread

Chill you don't

I love all my ktt people

"Finna f*** a married woman, should I creampie her or nah?"

Well I don't

What is your social security number

Threads that would get me perma’d

What is your favorite type of coin?

When you brush your teeth after you are done do you smile or just kind of show your teeth in the mirror?

Do you have dogs and cats and do they get along?

Why do the handles on grocery bags like always rip? Does this annoy you too?

Do you prefer the short socks or the long socks (decided against this one because it's kinda situational)

Can you raise both of your eyebrows like at once not at the same time like the thing the rock does but with both?

Have you ever had a goldfish?

I don't wear sunglasses does anyone else not wear sunglasses?

None

Threads you almost locked but decided against

nah do this. This s*** sounds funny

Eating a girl out on her period is one of the most romantic things you can do

Ways to level up and make more money

Cracking cards 101

If you don’t have a job and at least one side hustle you not really grinding out here

How organized religion can be used to fix the world today

stealing all these

If you lick your lips cause you don’t have chapstick, you a bum

Mutual Fap Thread

Title: "I just spent my commute on the phone with 311 telling them for the second time to fix the traffic light timing they messed up when they repaved the intersection near me."

Body: "So ktt, tell me when you realized you were washed af."

100 Drachmes coin

I do nothing with my teeth, I trust the brushing and flossing process to bother checking

No but if I did I think they would

I am not sure, but it does annoy me as well when it happens. Must have to do with the weight of the groceries

Like you said, situational. Good move keeping this one in the drafts

I can raise my left one easily, right one not so much. On that matter I can also wink my right eye a lot easier than my left

No, I had a beta fish. Named fishy.

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving and it’s sunny out because I don’t want the sun’s reys to blind me while driving

spoiler a pic with ! then # then the link

@plants I tried lol

rip

especially rip cuz that pic needs that spoiler man

probably the chinese leader guy?

dont wanna write his name because i feel like that s*** gets tracked