I wish I had a dashcam for the rear of my car, because one day I was stopped in thick traffic and looked in my rearview mirror to see a beautiful woman lift up a two-handed burger to take a quick bite while we were at a red light. Just as it almost reached her lips, all the fillings fell out. The burger burst from between the buns like that scene from Alien and slopped down her shirt, which poetically was white. She looked down and made the saddest face. It was the face of someone who just lost a loved one to a tragic car accident. Godspeed, burger girl.

Damn that s*** would ruin my week

Why do I get banned from making threads when s*** threads like this exist

thanks for this story, OP !