the mug shot won't be public unless he releases it

Nah these are hard

He should make something like this his official 2024 campaign poster

Yo this has never happened before so there are some major questions, like does his Secret Service protection continue in prison?

you mean to tell me a no jumper podcast guest got the president arrested

Exactly what is he being charged with?

That’s what I wanted to kno

Don’t think we know yet.

nah it’s a misdemeanor

Stormy Daniels’ vagina one of the most influential ever after this.

Something like creating false business documents. He paid Stormy through his business

!dream Donald Trump eating his spaghetti from the toilet bowl in jail

Where’d you get that from?

Since when are grand juries called for misdemeanours?

Damn

This is funny now, but I can just imagine how annoying it’s gonna get when it’s brought up over and over and over again.

This is gonna be a permanent Republican talking point from this point on.

!dream Donald Trump eating his food from the toilet bowl in jail

I can see him releasing it with a crazy caption lmao

Stormy Daniels p**** stock just went up

I don’t even know why dude would be worried, this country’s so f***ed he’s probably gonna be living it up in there like Paulie and the boys in Goodfellas.

“NOT GUILTY. LET THE TRUMP WAR BEGIN!”

I feel like Republicans bring up George Soros more than they do Jesus Christ.

INSURRECTION

It’s an anti-Semitic dogwhistle

Her and Erykah Badu together could change the world

Soros looking at the bird app rn like