!

I'd actually watch this ngl.

2020

"What is your stance on gorillas? They're super strong bro."
"Would you legalize that psychedelic toad? Joey told me a story about it once."
"The Comedy Store is MURDERER'S ROW. It's brutal out there. That being said, do you support the death penalty?"
"Jamie, pull up that famous image of the naked Vietnamese girl crying because of the US napalm bomb. No, that one. Yeah yeah. Jeez! Wow. WOW."
"Would you build more saunas so we can kill the virus from inside?"

USA is really just a reality show now

This is how the fall of Rome must have felt

Read that s*** in famous dex voice lmaoo

oh god

massive respect to trump
biden aint saying yes to this

Respect for what?

neither of them could do anything for 4 hours

and it’d have to start at noon lest they both start sundowning

? isn't it obvious that the respect is for the tweet agreeing to do the debate lol

massive respect?

goddamn need this

This is actually a good idea

probably not lmao

just need to up those doses

I need some entertainment and this will do

This would be comedy gold

not going to happen but would be good comedy

Would be more interesting and engaging than the regular debates that’s a fact

“Jamie pull up the footage of democracy getting destroyed real quickly. Wow look at that bad boy going down. You ever tried DMT”