This just made me realize Cole and drake rap the same way

whose this? Sgucci?

Tjayx6 lol

Call me Jay Elec-Hamurabi, Jay Abbas Kiarostami,
the most high, like Abu al-Hasan ibn Ali al-Qulasadi
who studied symbols in the high citadels of Baza
the mountainous outpost of the Emirate of Granada
evading pillages, while christian warriors raped the villages
Dividing up percentages like outlines of a syllabus
You know, like “25% of your grade will be the final test”
The only prophet to have his teachings cemented in a vinyl press

Speed Racer '88
Wrong shoulder; Tanqueray
Late nights with takeaway
Shorty said to save the date

B****, I'm from the apple
To my core, you dumb w****
What I look like lackin'
Oh, Biggie, give me one more

Ghostface Killah

Someone pick a rapper and a topic for me and I’ll try to imitate their style and stick to the topic

This hard

WE GOT IT JUMPIN IN BORDEAUX

Okay okay okay okay okay Okay

This dope I got give you BBL
OD again and I’ll see you in hell
Auntie walk in the kitchen like what’s that smell
B**** can’t you see I got heron for sale
This work I got taste like General Tsaos
Unk said he need me to serve skimp now
When I’m done cookin up I take a bow
GDdDdDdDdDdDdtttttt BOM BOM BOM BOM BOOOWWW

I'd love to see someone pull off Aesop Rock

Hey, listen, my girl broke up with me on a Thursday
That's just part of the reason why it's my worse day
I drove 80 miles cross country just to get faded
They talk behind your back and then they say happy belated
You know you're popular when nobody can touch you
To the point where I'm missing the feeling
Cars clothes and hoes can't fill the hole in my heart
But I'm still out here making a killing

P**** outdoors call it p****view
You act like you don't know me but I know you do
I put on for my city and I got your girl with me
I f***ed your ex b**** in a bathroom while you were eating chili
B**** it's me B-I-G with the big D
Your girl is smart she knows the ABC that's why I gave her the D
B**** believe me, oh God, I'm still swagging and pimping
I'm at her house licking her toes while you at home simping, pathetic

this is a crazy dirt nasty impression wtf

We the best. Another one.

I’ve seen you do multiple better neph raps in rx threads I’m disappointed

sometimes I think you just quoting neph songs when you just making s*** up

the jay electronica impressions thread always had me dying bc of s*** like this

"who studied symbols in the high citadels of Baza"

Cinco cinco seis turn u mucho frio
I got that Trabajo for tia y tio
I can serve you el dia de Ayer or mañana
Auntie want cocaina no marijuana

And its all facts too ☝️

After kia rostami line you should have said.

Find me in a taxi choppin it up with abu hassan ibn ali qulasadi

Kiarostami's film Taxi won a golden bear in 2016. It's about conversations between a taxi driver and the passengers

I might be a little burnt out from writing a full 16 or more in every Rx thread 😣

off the perky yeah i’m geekin
i’m the big woo ain’t no teamin
caught an opp nigga right out the precinct
red dot on your head now you beamin

Couldn’t make the Taste of Cherry line work but this would fit nicely 🤝