Being slain by a league of legends player while stealing a vape. Can't imagine a worse way to perish
Dont know why, but this post is too funny to me
Slain and perish, s*** sounds like a Shakespearian drama lmao
I can’t fault the guy behind the counter, you don’t know what someone is gonna do once they hop over it. He probably shouldn’t be doing Reddit AMAs though
need a more jerry-like response
Cause yall were all confused with my wording so i fixed it. My old comment said the same s***
U a good kid don't listen to them
americans having raging hard ons for killing anyone who commits petty crime is very on brand
regardless of what you think about this specific situation that bloodthirst is next level
this duniya is khalas
Best believe this idiot posted proof with a smug smile
When I stab someone seven times: "😏"
Shopkeep: “Can you guys leave?”
*awkward silence
Robber: “Naaaaaaaa”
That part got me confused like are these dumb f***s srs?
need a more jerry-like response
It’s hard to do comedy about someone getting stabbed these days but I’ll try harder next time.
It’s hard to do comedy about someone getting stabbed these days but I’ll try harder next time.
come on take a stab it
How do you even start off an ama I’m this scenario
“Just stabbed two robbers for trying to steal a vape” AMA!
yeah that's how i feel about it now, but the repeated stabbings could be an indicator of how fearful he was of something happening to him
Exactly
When your minds racing like that you not thinking “okay I should give him ONE stab and that’ll show him he should back off!”
UPDATE:
The investigation is ongoing and the owner started a gofundme for his legal fees, raised over 7k
https://twitter.com/FOX5Vegas/status/1557011316023361542GodDAMN who is that anchor lady
Age is irrelevant tbh. 17 year olds in masks robbing a store is a grown man in my eyes
Be real, those must be your homies.
People younger than that got bodies too