I hate the way he plays basketball. His shot ugly af. His highlight reel will probably put you to sleep.
I saw Tyrese Halliburton at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told Tyrese Halliburton how cool it was to meet Tyrese Halliburton in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother Tyrese Halliburton or ask Tyrese Halliburton for photos or anything.
Tyrese Halliburton said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but Tyrese Halliburton kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard Tyrese Halliburton chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Tyrese Halliburton trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “ Tyrese Halliburton you need to pay for those first.” At first Tyrese Halliburton kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Tyrese Halliburton stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Tyrese Halliburton kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Tyrese Halliburton.
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