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INTERGALACTICAL MUNCH

The alien after I give him that gawk gawk 3000

Grandpa, tell me the one about how Emperor Brandon cured cancer like he said he would 😃

Well child the aliens came and naturally we sucked them off. And in return, their nut healed us

RIP this guy

Told that lil alien "I don't care where u from, I'm just trynna get to Uranus"

ALIEN j***lords

Ă̸̛̞͍̐́̔́͛̚m̵̧̠͚͎̩̱͚͈̱͚̳͕͌̄e̵̡̙̟̹͙͜͝ͅr̵̢̢̨̺͈̮̣͉̬͈̻̤͍̙̈́̓̃̇̌̆̂̐̕ȋ̷̢̟͎̥̜̙̮̱̦̥̩̳͕͕͗̓̈́̀̅̇̿̄̒̈͐͝c̵̦̳̯̙̪̓̓a̷̢̧̠̳͈͚̥̘͆͋͋̄ͅ ̵̧̹͕̘̲̟̼̞̙͚̰͎̝̄̂̈́̑̃̿̏̃́̕̕͝i̷̢̡̗̬̻̯̳̝͒̀̉͒̐̂̒̋̐͌̄͘͝͠s̵̻͉̭̅̐̉̌̅̿̂̓͊̆͜͝͝ ̶̡̛̖̬̳̐͗͊̐̔̓̿̇̾͘͝ủ̴͈͚̘̲̲͙͂͋̓̍͌͑̉͊̏͐̑̚ņ̴̨͕̤̘͖͇̲̯̣̀d̵̗̮̣̯̀̈́̐͌̓̿ḙ̸̛r̶̢̡̢͍̥͎̮̼̮͎͊̾͋͆̈́̏̃͑̇̏͆̚͘̕͝ ̵̢̹̙̫̿̏͋̃͛͗̍̇͝͝å̸͙̍̒̔̈́͗̍̋̀͠t̷̢̛̞̰͖̯̯̜̙̼̖̘̭̤̎̐̇̐̆̀̐̅̏͆͘͜͝ͅţ̸̢̢̼͖͎̙̪̮̟̻̥͇̈́̆͗̆͛̑͑̈́͜ͅä̷̧̜̗͕̟̠̲̗̝̼͈͇̝̽̀̎͋̇c̷̦̤͖͚̭̭̖̀̍̀̒͋̓̂̉̉͘k̴̨͈̞͈͉̜̰̮̜̻͓̖̃̈̈́̐̿͑̒̇̈͊͜͝͝ ̵̨̛̜̪̙̹̼̙̮̱̼̱̟̫͈̊̋̓͘̕͠͠f̸̛̛͕̩͇̦͓̦̼̖͉̝̩͌͆͒͛̑̕̕r̵̼̹͕̣̽̊̂̍̔̌͐̾͛̚͜͝͠ơ̷̙̥̊̽̓̿ͅm̷̡̦̳̹̣̥̮̖̦̜̀̾̀̔̿̚͝ ̷͙̯̣̤̹̗̫͈̙͚̼̈̆́͋̇̃͛̏͜ǎ̸̛̘̽̌̈́́̑̓͘ ̷̹̦̺̮̱͙̣̦͔̝̞̳͎͐̌̈p̵̟̀̈̔̈̈́̈̽̔͗͝s̶̢̡͈͈̲̲̞̾̾̐̑̀̐̌̄͜͝y̴̡̨̛̠͍͕͉͎̯̼͖̓̀͛͑̔̔͛͐͘ ̵͕̹̙̕ō̴̥͊̀́̍̃̽̍͌͛̈́́̓̚p̸͙̣͙͗̑̈́̂́̉͊͝ ̸̠̦̫̘͒̂͌b̸̡̰̟̺͈̯̱͚̮̙̩̙̫̉͒̅͜ͅy̴̧͕͚̝̪̹̜̹͕̹̦͎̟͖̯͆̊̌̈́̔̿ ̶̡̠̬̤̹͚̳̹̝̙̟̗̪͌̍͒̆͋̌͆͑̒̀̇͌̓̅̕i̴̭͓̜̪̬̗̿͂̀͝t̵̫͚̙̙̣͇̰̲͙̠̯̒̽́̂͂̂́̔s̴̹̯̆̍̎̑́ ̵̢̨̣̭̿̈͐̓͋̿͛̄̊̑̆́͘͠ơ̷̲͕̫͓̫̰̙̹͓̤̾͘͝w̶̮̱͓̪̠̃̀͝ǹ̷̡̘̮̝͕̼̮͚̥̼̼̋̈́́̏̇́͆̕ͅ ̶̛̣͉̓̓̄̌̍͑̑̕͝͝g̶̨̛̮͚̜̝̤̪̖͔̯͂̐̀̀̓̂͆͛͗͜ơ̴͕͇̣̙̩͍̰͛̍͒́͒̆v̷̱͇͍̜̝̻̊̓́̌̍͑̋̊̓̌̿͊̕͝ͅe̸̘͍̰͍̫̺̲͌̂́̀̏̃͛̔͆̍̉̑̄͂͛r̴̢̧͕̝̮̹͍̫͈̝̬̖͂̄̏̅̓͐̔̽̅̈̽̀̌͝m̸̩̱̙̠̞̬͖̬̟̰̙̘̞͔̹͛͂̍́e̴̡̥͙̩͍͙̺͉̮̝͂̊̏̔̿́͗̚n̴̺̹̞̱̞̪̖̦͑́̔̎̾̀̉̃̋͐͂́̽͝t̷͕͉̙͕̗̳͇̘͑̓ͅ ̵̨̫̪͂̃́̏̊͊̋̓̀͂̀͠í̷̛̥̯̞̈́̌́̇͛̈̇̾͝f̷̨̧̡̰͇͔̗͉͔̳̺̬̜͙͙͂͆̎́̏̌̇͘ ̸̢̩̩̮͔̱̭͇̼͖̱̪̃͂͌̇̋͊͋́͘ͅą̷͉̙͉͕̫͚͙̄͋̓̐̃̈͛̃̐̏ṉ̵̢̻̤̌͆́̔̑̎̏̔́̕y̶̡̧͎̠̋̿̿͂̓͊̈́͐̈́̈̋̐͝ồ̸̢͈̣̥̩̫̟̘̗͍̍͆̾̑̃͜͝n̷̨̰̤̟̖͇͓̏̏̒̎͑͐͆͝e̴̖̬̙̮̗̣͛̈́̈́̓̆̂͜ ̸̨̡͍̩̫̠̟͔̞̗̐̃̎̓̅̒̚̕̚̕͠w̶̫͌̆̒̍͝ȁ̷̡̹̝̭̍͒̔̌̊̈̓n̴͙̾̊͗̈́̆ţ̶̱̗̙̖̝̺̭͙̰̎́̇s̸̯͖̘̺̠̼̣̻͎̃̓͝ ̴̢̗͓̬͍͈̭̬̘̱̪̞̮̦̣̊͂̒͑̔̉̾̀̄̏̔̚͠t̷̛̼̩̤̪̹͉̾͂̈́́͂̃͛̆̊̍̚͘̚͠ỏ̵̦͍̪̹̝̝̠̯̮̙̰̦̜̋̅̊̀̐̕̚͘ ̶̢͈̭͙̬̰̬̖͓̻̱̎̌̑́̑t̶͚̟̙͈͉͕̝̥̍̃̀̓͒͘̕͜͠a̷̛͕̹͙͔̥͍̝̘͚̳͉̣̻̔͆̓̂̈́̐̈́̊̿̍̓͘̕l̴͇̈́̉͆̾͑̾̐͛͆̕͜k̶̘̲̗̰̻̼̀̏̿̑̀͛̇̋͂̊̂̒͆̕̕ ̶̰̔̊̊̊̀͆͂̓̀̈́̌̓̾͝t̸̢̘̱̩̺͙͗̀͗̈́͌̓̈́͝ơ̴̼͓̳͓̹͋͑͑̈́̆̀̎̈́̚͝ ̸̨̻̬̓̉̃͛̅̃͋̔̚ÿ̵̠̮̜̟̓̓̔̕o̵̡͕̪̱̒͆͑̿͝ŭ̷̧͙̘͚͍̠͉̪̗̤͎͙ ̴̣̭͍̫͙̲̫͍̼̰̃͆̉͗̃͘å̵̛̝͈̙̙̭͔͚̟̱̝̖̋̏̈́̔̀̽̓́̉̀̒̚͝b̵̡͍̲̞̺̰̞̙̜͓̳͕͉̽̍̓͌̋͆͛̿̀͠͠͝ô̸̳̼̻͖̯̩͖̦̽̑͊̀̎̾͂̂̃̅̏̓̐͝ͅụ̸͕̰͉̫̫̘͕͔̥̈́̅̀̏͑̔̈͗́̂̕͘͘͠t̷̥͍̍̂́͝ ̵͖̭̞͖̯̮̫̼̫̎͋ͅͅ“̸̡̨̛̛̠̟͖͎̪̖̮̟̭̞̩̟͆̏͗͑̉̑̔̚͘̕͜a̶̫̣͆̈́ͅĺ̸̮̖̤̥̖̹̈̀̓ͅī̷͔̻͉̆̈́ę̸̼̥̪͈͑͑͐̈́̀͑̅͒̋͛͘͠ͅṇ̵̌͊̏̑̆̐͘ ̷͓͚̗͕̣̹̯̗̝̗̭̦̰̉̀̀̀́̈̐̂͘͘ų̵̢̭͚͇͚̼͔͕̠͕͎̏͒͐̀͐̿̅̅̈́͜͝͝f̴̡̼̰̲̪̪̩̀̌̃͌̇͆̅̒̓̂̓̐͜͝ǫ̷͎̰̰̝̀͐̈̈̄͋̏̐͝”̶͖͇̓̊̒͐̀́͐͊̃̅̈́̚̚ ̵̛̳̻̜̖͊̓̐͋̐͐̎̐͛͠͝͝ͅḷ̶̛̭̈͌̉̇͗̀͐̈̃͛̋̉̓ę̶̦̩̹̜̤̠̣̯̈͛͛̆͝a̴̟͉͎͈͔̩͕͔̙͉͛͑͂̆̆́̔̑͛̕v̴̲͇̺̖͖͙͉̦͎̘̻̺̏̊͛͐ͅe̸̡̧̬̬͍̠̪͔̺̪̘͋́̽͋̽̐͛̊͊̈́͆͋́̔͘ͅͅͅ ̷̡̤̥̦͑̍͆̉͒͐̔͛̎̍̚͝ẗ̶̬̹́̇̂̋̀́͗͠ḩ̵̜̭̣̜̪̦͇͔̹̦̳̣̺͋͊̓͋̏̚̚͠ͅȩ̸̛̛̞̝͎̥̘̟͉̥̬̺̬̜̥̔͛͌̐̀̔̇̇̑̎̋̀͆͜ ̸̨̛̠̘͑̅̅̈́̌͐͗̈́̏̀͠a̸̛̘͓͖̲̅̉̍̐̀͒́̉̈́̾̚r̸̛̼͓̮̰̳̠̭͉̖̿̃̀̆̾̓̃͒̋̽͛̕̕͝ė̴̖̣͕̟̣̯͚͖͇̠̥̔̍̀̎́͘͜͝a̸̗̬̲̽̌̇͂̈́̑̕̕͘͝͝,̴̮͉̘̟͙̦̠̥͚̘͌͒̒͐̏ ̸͕͍͓̫̟̔̽͊͝͝l̷̡̡̯̹͙̫͔̠͍͈̫̜͖̇̎͒̓̈͘ȩ̶͓͕̑̆̌͠a̵̡̢̼͍̙͓͓͇̳͛̀͛͑̂͊̐̌͋̈́̇v̶̗̗̱̭̤͉͈͚̭͍̖̺͓̠̄̈́̓͑̓́͆̃́̍̀̒ͅe̸͇̘̥̪̼̘̖͗́́̅̚͜ ̴̛̻̭́̂̉̽͋̕͜ț̸̡͓͇͇̍̑͘͘͘h̸̯͍͓̻̥̻͇̋̊̕͜ē̶̢̱͙̣̙̯̪̗̺̰̤̭͙̔̓̓͘͠ ̸̨̳̜̯̬̼̔͗͒̉͂̊̇͜t̵̪̽̎̀́̑̃̽̅̽͘͘̕̕ö̴̱̩̭̹͈̭́ͅẃ̵͍͚̙̗̍͐̍͊̔̐̉̽̒ṇ̵̨̤͓̀,̴̨̏̆̄̉̈́̇̄̎̿͗͘̕̕͝͝ ̴̛͚̫̽̂̀͗̈́͐͐g̸̢̺͇̣̗̗͇͇̙͈͈͔̗̻͊̾̿̿͊͛͗̏̀͝ö̴̡̜͕̬̭̤̩̙̣̖́̅̎̒ ̸̡̹̻͎͚̺̙̦̬̰̣̝̐́̑ͅǫ̵̜̼̜̬̖̙̬̝̹̜̩̬̳̆͌̋̏͑̒͜n̵̺͉̜̼͔͉͔͕̻̘̼͖̠̑̔͂̇̍͒̋̈́͘ͅ ̵̳̘̦̘̥̞̇͐ͅt̶̡̡̢̛̤̘̖̤̖͔̭̗͖͛̽̈́͐͋͊̓̍̚͝ȟ̵̻̼̦͉̪̐̆̑ẻ̵̝̳͕̭̤̺̙ ̸̛̘̬̮̦̗̰̭͇̫̿̍̂̈́͒͐͋͌͆̏͐̚͠r̶̤̬̝̩̖̠̈́̓̒̆̌̎͐̈́̏̚͜ͅų̸̧̱̳͉͎̤̝̘̗̖͕̫̥̩̅̾̈͐̚͠n̶̞̹̼̔͛͌̀ ̷̨̮̞̳̞̻̓̓̒̐́͂̐͐̓͒̀t̵̥̣͉̯̻̟̽̂h̴̨͍͕̫̫̦̳̏̍̀̃̽͊̉͊̉̒͂̇͗a̵̡̧͖̭͇͚̲̙̭̰̹͎͛̚ṯ̵͖̗̹͙͕͓̬̓̽̊͆̈̂̃͌̀͊̈́̊̕͜͝’̶̪̣̤̝̟͖̖̜̭̜̤̜̓s̸̛͉͇͈̎̿̈́͊̊͂̇͐̀͂͆̂͂̕ ̴̨̡̯͔͕̺̫̲̮̝̣̹͔̓̓͆͌̂̄̊̆̀̒̈́̿̔̚͝u̶̟͔͑͛̌͑͛̇̌̃͝ř̵̢̼̖͖̥̣̙̩̈́̿̐́̈́̌̏̍̈́̎͌̕ ̶̡̨͕̰̼̲͕͉͔̬̪͚̚͝l̴͖̠̈́̅͋̽̓̋͗͛̈́͝͝ì̶̤͕͚͓̦̩̦̳̜̤̘̟̟̤̂͐͜f̴̹̞͖̪̳̰̌͜ẻ̴̡̹͎̮̟̜̩̩̥̳̇̀̏̍̏̈́͒̂̓͑̕ ̸͈̗͚̖̩̀̽̇͊͆̃͌͌̚̚͝ͅṋ̷̠̟̲̀̑̑͊̿͊͒͌̉ơ̸͙̥̙̪̬̏͛̆̃̏͐̔͌w̷̢̡̅ ̸̣̳͕̱͔̞̖̩̱͋̅̾̍͛͝ͅt̷̖͂͌̎͂͒́͌͂̒̽͌̅̈́͊h̸̨̡̩̥̼̥̱̤̬̞̦̘̑͜e̷͚̝̠̤̩̹̾͐͛̈͒͒͛̍͆̀͘ÿ̴̡̙̞̳̼̗͙̓͜ ̸̧͖̯̩͎̻͓̰͖̮͑̾̏̑̀̎͆͒̓͠a̵̢̡̢̲͉̬̮̰̣̲̠̱̱̍̈́̄̉͜r̵̢̡̻͕̃͌͌̚ȩ̴̭͚̺͈̫͎͑̅͐̈́̓͂̓̀̾͘͠͠͠ ̸̢̺̯̹̩̮̙̪̘͈̟̙͗̀̏͌̄͋͐̋́̽̕̕̚ͅą̸̛̖̙͎͎͕͔̇͋͗͋͌̀̚͠f̴̡̣̱͗̅̑͊̿̏̒͊́͒ͅt̶͖̞̦͙͈̲͖͐̄͋̋̒̀̃̂̀̐͘͠ͅę̴̢̰̩͈͖͓͚͇̜̜͉̀̀̎̒́͠ͅr̵̮̻̯͈̞̞̖͉̫̪̞̺̻̭̾̉͛̃̔͛́̆̏̇͊͘ͅ ̷̙͚̰̅͌̆̈́ų̸̫̜̝͕̆̇̒͂̄͐͆̎͆͠ ̶̘̟͙̘̹̦̪̯̳̅̊̌̿̔̎̈́̈́͂̃̔͑͘n̵̛͔̘̝͖̦͍̂̎͐͑̐͆̏̆̈̐̽̚͠͠ͅo̸̫̞̘̼̺̯̝͛̓ͅͅw̴͈͎̣̹̼̖̳̘͔̱̣̑͋̀̉̓

simultaneously the greatest and most embarrassing moment in mankind.

All the p*** stars lining up for the country trying to suck the cure for cancer like they're siphoning gas

someone should keep track of the objects, their locations, and whether or not they're active or have been downed

gotta be like 4-5

This but unironically

Do you know who the artist that drew this is? I know thats unlikely but still

Y'all not ready for this conversation. But I heard they caressed my ancestor tenderly

Lmao i been all in the ufo thread but now I'm a skeptic because this is clearly just the Chinese f***ing with us.

They gonna say it was a weather balloon but real ones know it was grey aliens tryna have a*** s***with out baddest women

China is geeking rn

I hope the girl aliens look like this