To start let me give you a little inside information about God.

God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
Think about it.

He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition

It's the goof of all time

Look, but don't touch
Touch, but don't taste
Taste, but don't swallow
And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing?He's laughing his sick, f***ing ass off….

He's a tightass… He's a sadist…
He's an absentee landlord…
Worship that?

Never

Nigga just watched Devil’s Advocate.

Classic…

This monologue living in my head rent free

Classic indeed

De Niro played the better devil tho ;)

“To start let me give you a little inside information about God”

Me:

True