That happened to me when I was taking care of my parents' house. It was in New York—we got these big-ass raccoons, like the size of dogs and s***—and a car hit a raccoon. It died, just in the middle of the street. And it starts rotting—the cars are driving around it. I called the city, and the city was like, “That's your raccoon.” I'm like, “N-gga, I don't own the raccoon. What do you want me to do here?”
Long Beach raccoons are famous. A Long Beach raccoon will chase you to the death. And they never by themselves. It's like 5 to 10 in a pack. They running around the Eastside. They running around the beach, and they look up at you. I remember it was 2017 on the Eastside, kind of by the beach. It was like a specific gang of raccoons that was just terrorizing people. They didn't want no food. They didn't want to play. They was like, “We see people, we own them.” And it was on the news and all that. But they just let them run free.
That happened to me when I was taking care of my parents' house. It was in New York—we got these big-ass raccoons, like the size of dogs and s***—and a car hit a raccoon. It died, just in the middle of the street. And it starts rotting—the cars are driving around it. I called the city, and the city was like, “That's your raccoon.” I'm like, “N-gga, I don't own the raccoon. What do you want me to do here?”
Long Beach raccoons are famous. A Long Beach raccoon will chase you to the death. And they never by themselves. It's like 5 to 10 in a pack. They running around the Eastside. They running around the beach, and they look up at you. I remember it was 2017 on the Eastside, kind of by the beach. It was like a specific gang of raccoons that was just terrorizing people. They didn't want no food. They didn't want to play. They was like, “We see people, we own them.” And it was on the news and all that. But they just let them run free.
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