Well she was just…

I wassass bornnnnmmn byyyyy theeeee rivvvvaaaaa

Inna little tent

Annnnnnddd like thhatttt rigaaaa

I been nnn running ever since

It's been a longggggggg time comminnnnn

But I knooowwwwwww

A change is gonna comeeeeee

Oh yes it willl

Dark knight dummo

🔥🔥🔥

When I get paid my checks be looking like phone numbers

Long live the Alliance

People want old VZ back. Old OP asked why VZ was still alive on a discord that many claim to be his ranting area. This is what you guys want to return too?

takes me back to high school

u was still on retirement

Source?

These subs like an oppressive rule

posting in Vz thread before page 20 is like investing in bitcoin in 2011

@Bruisesbruises

F*** you

We used to build houses

I’m gonna feed you a knuckle sandwich kid

not me 🤭

I dont really fw him like that

yeah

You are now free of my title changes

Stankie

He arrived late and integrated fast. He barely posted through last winter: 22 posts in October, then single digits. Then he ramped from about 200 posts a month in March to 1,800 in July. By his own account, he "never really frequented this thread until bmass touched me a few weeks ago." Five months later he's one of the thread's regulars, with 7,551 posts.

His humor is shock-first, deadpan, and built on fake confessions. He posts things like "Just beat up my wife in front of my neighbors," "Im gay and coked out," and "stressed about high school," from a single adult with a desk job. None of these are sincere. The bit is saying the unspeakable in a flat voice and moving on. His most-liked post is a roster giving every regular a one-line catchphrase, and one of his best-received is "Liking both Camille and Bruises posts to keep this puppy going. Like fanning a flame." He likes starting fires he then watches from outside. Actual hostility is rare: under 1% of his posts, mostly playful.

The real material comes out in the same voice as the bits. He's said plainly that his father was an addict. When the thread talked d****, he explained he's never tried much besides one Adderall in college because "my dad and mom both had addictive tendencies." Elsewhere: "My dad drank himself to death and called me Fat Boy," and "My dad loved the bottle more than he loved me," followed immediately by "Hey look that post was the old me." Orangutan answered the first one with "Bruh 😂," and he let it go. The pattern is someone who delivers painful facts at joke speed, so nobody has to decide how to react. I'd be careful reading much more into it. It's a posting style, and people use it for all kinds of reasons.

His offline life reads as stable. He has an office job with a boss he mocks affectionately, work conferences, a New York office he visits, and a 90-page NASA document to review. He has an 8-pound dog, and one of his most sincere posts is just a good morning: the dog ate breakfast, the work system is down, Wordle in 3. He drinks occasionally and smokes weed and says "thats enough for me," a choice that reads as deliberate given his family history. His warmest memory on record is driving two hours with his mom to watch the 2024 eclipse from a diner patio.

He's sincere when someone else goes first. His strongest bond is Tuneout. They're each other's most frequent partner (Tuneout replies to him 1,338 times), and when Tuneout posted about watching astronauts travel farther than any human before, Stankie answered with a genuinely moving line about the crater named for a commander's late wife. His other close ties are Kodak, Camille, Orangutan, and CutiePieHole. Recently he described that last friendship as "reblooming" and announced they're going to a Ye show together as "a powerful testament to forgiveness and friendship," which suggests there was a falling-out first.

In short: Stankie is a grounded adult who uses shock humor as his default register. It lets him say anything, including true things about a hard childhood, without anyone having to make it heavy. He's at his most openly kind in reaction to other people's sincerity, rarely in his own.

That's the best part

first time sab changed the title he made it RELEASE THE KODAK SPICE FILES